Corrupt Edmonton Police Service has a new series of bar posters trying to shame men from putting the moves on drunk girls.
I have fixed the posters for them.
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Whereas you've never heard a 'Yes' in your life, have you, oxygen thief?
Just a string of "Nos'" "Fuck offs" and "I have pepper sprays".
Go take a swim in a volcano.
Women would prefer to pay for their own drinks, but as women make about 80 percent of what a man in an similar position does...
And, it's usually the man who offers to buy, from my experience, not the woman asking him to. I usually turn it down, because this attitude exists.
It's usually male dolts who're "asking for it", I'd say; one has to beat off their advances even dressed in a McD uniform, smelling of grease and sweat after a night of flipping burgers.
But I understand, boy-o; the only girls who ever look twice at you (probably because they have trouble focusing) are drunk girls, right?
Have you ever been drunk, Love Child? What if you met someone who is good, if you catch my drift...?
It's the only way you can get laid, buying barsluts drinks or intoxicating one too far, for you I suspect even the sluts gotta be real drubk or she might entice a real man.
Your problem.
The first posters about treating women like you own them and their wishes mean nothing. Yours is about Cosbying her into it. The first one doesn't mention the booze (probably taboo to blame the booze in a bar setting, posters probably needed approval from suppliers)otherwise they'd both be Cosbying the girl
This has got to be one of those egomaniacs that will never be able to understand why women find him revolting. He goes out there, maybe not every week, but probably at least monthly, does the same thing over and over, and expects a different result. The sad truth is, he's probably not rich enough or sufficiently dazzling in appearance to turn the head of the kind of girl he's going after. Either that, or his personality is so trollish, no woman and few men could stand him for very long. His sense of entitlement will not let him compromise on the sex receptacle he believes he deserves. Women hate that attitude for a very good reason, and can tell in 5-10 seconds when they're being treated like meat.
Right!
Because drunk girls just DESERVES to be raped.
Can I get your daughters number, get her drunk, and rape the living shit out of her?
Or shall I suffise with beating you to a pulp and put a lubed baseball bat with some horrible diseases in your anal canal?
Ah yes, the attitude of the date rapist. Always a winning strategy to meet new people.
You know you're a loser when you have to resort to garbage like that.
You're picked up in a bar by a 6'11 Amazon; muscles in her spit, and (unbeknownst to you) is an expert at Krav Maga.
You think she's sexy.
She buys you drinks.
Then she takes you to her place.
Then when things start getting Intimate, and despite your struggles to the contrary, she - via strategically-hidden straps/handcuffs etc -has you in her power. Once rendered immobile, a blindfold is placed on you.
You hear her leave.
Later, the blindfold is removed, and you see your 'date' - or she sees you seeing her - now wearing a black leather dominatrix outfit: she then proceeds to put on an addition to such (which she held behind her back), a double-ended Strapon. But one with uneven dildo appendages: one that is comfortably sized for her, which she proceeds to insert into herself (as she's aroused enough at what's about to happen, no lube required), then secures with the straps.
The other end is huge - painfully so - with all manner of metal studs.
Ever hear the phrase 'Going in dry '...?! >:D
Here endeth the lesson.
Do you know the whole "capacity" thing, used to determinate if someone was unable to sign a contract? The same thing holds for sex: if someone was unable to say "yes" then you must assume the person said "no".
You didn't get better since your "comments" on the Edmonton Slutwalk.
I could tell your mom was asking for it, LC...
...So, I gave it to her. She loved it. They always love it. Even when they say they don't.
I'm going to order you a pizza. Unfortunately you'll owe the bear that delivers it unrestricted access to your asshole but why should you fucking complain? You're getting pizza and sex. Shut up.
Sure, you'll be screaming "No! Dear god that won't fit! Somebody help me! What did I do to deserve this?!" for the first little bit but I'm sure once you're properly stretched out that no will be just as much a yes as any woman will give you.
None, is what I'm getting at. It's going to suck.
Let's break that trainwreck of thought down to the most basic level: I'm giving you something, therefore you now owe me something even greater and I will take it by force if you refuse.
Really? Is that how you think? If I throw a dollar at you do I get to borrow your car? If I drag you through a "hell house" Christian attraction and force you to go through it over and over until you finally pledge to join the sponsoring church just so you can leave do you lose the right to resent me for forcing you to go through that experience?
No? No. No because that is RETARDED. So stop trying to apply that non-logic to women especially seeing as if the above mentioned bear expected sexual favours you would be calling it sick and wrong.
May your every drink be spiked with copious amounts of saltpeter. And may you still end your every fucked up night of attempted date rape with an eyeful of bear mace.
@Anon-E-Moose
Damn it... now that'll be stuck in my head all day. Do you know how hard that makes it to work?
Admittedly, not the first time something like that's gotten stuck in there, but still...
Times like this, I like Monday.
My rage is tangible at this point. It is a liquid haze, which I hope to be able to use to drown your fat, smug, fucking face if ever I have the displeasure to share your company.
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