The Last Trump #fundie #homophobia christiannews.net

(on story about Christian Clerk Kim Davis continuing to defy order to issue same-sex marriage licenses)

"Guess who's going to be out of a job soon."

Satan?
Obama?
Stock market financial advisors?
Caitlyn Jenner? (Is "I am Cait" even STILL ON!?)

"If you think that there is any way this lady remains in position, you're simply delusional."

Remain in her position?! Heavens no!
This bold and very public stand for the Word of God and loyal faithfulness to Christ just ensured for this dear woman a PROMOTION when her Redeemer arrives.

Remain in her position!! Hee, hee!
You folks just don't get it. (face palm)

Good news my friend! If you are one of those people who really likes surprises THEN you are in for a BIG one very SOON!!
Don't say we didn't warn you!

Really should read your Bible more. It's all in there! Very long wait for messiah's return during a generation of apostasy and godlessness who are financially and morally bankrupt, engaging in hedonistic practices of sexual anarchy at a time when Israel is a nation once again after a 2000 year wait, surrounded by enemies committed to her destruction which inevitably climaxes at the battle of Armageddon.

Yeah, nothing to see here.
The Bible is WAY off! (?)

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