Patrick Scrivener #fundie reformation.org

On September 24, 2015, in an incredible fulfillment of Bible prophecy, a Talking Ass spoke before a Joint Session of the Congress of the United States of Israel.

The Talking Ass arrived for his speech in a humble Fiat.

Nothing has changed in 3,500 years, people still expect religious leaders to act humble.

When Balaam the son of Beor set out to curse ancient Israel, he also rode upon a humble donkey or ass. Secular rulers like to travel in regal style in order to impress their subjects . . . but their false religious leaders are expected to act humble.

For the first time in history, a TALKING ASS addressed a Joint Session of the Congress of the United States of Israel.

Members of Congress were spellbound, as this was the first times a Talking Ass had addressed them.

The speech was also relayed live to the entire United States of Israel via the Vatican controlled media. It never occurred to the awestruck "lawmakers" that his presence there was a violation of the First Amendment to the Constitution . . . and the Monroe Doctrine.

3,500 years ago, as the Old Covenant Israel was about to enter the Promised Land, Balak, king of Moab, hired a sorcerer named Balaam to curse the people:

Then the children of Israel moved forward, and camped in the plains of Moab on the side of the Jordan across from Jericho. Now Balak the son of Zippor saw all that Israel had done to the Amorites. And Moab was exceedingly afraid of the people because they were many, and Moab was sick with dread because of the children of Israel. So Moab said to the elders of Midian, "now this company will lick up everything around us, as an ox licks up the grass of the field.” And Balak the son of Zippor was king of the Moabites at that time. Then he sent messengers to Balaam the son of Beor at Pethor, which is near the River in the land of the sons of his people, to call him, saying: "Behold, a people has come from Egypt. Behold, they cover the face of the earth, and are settling next to me! Therefore please come at once, curse this people for me, for they are too mighty for me. Perhaps I shall be able to defeat them and drive them out of the land, for I know that he whom you bless is blessed, and he whom you curse is cursed.” And the elders of Moab and the elders of Midian departed with the rewards of divination in their hand; and they came unto Balaam, and spake unto him the words of Balak (Numbers 22: 1-7).

Satan was horrified that the people were about to enter the Promised Land, so he told Balak to send to Pethor in Mesopotamia for the Pontiff of the ancient world–his vicar on earth at that time!!

Pethor in Mesopotamia was the Vatican of the ancient world and Balaam was the Supreme Pontiff of his day.

For a substantial fee, Balaam, riding on a humble donkey, was on his way to curse Israel when his own ass spoke with a man's voice.

Balaam was permitted to go with the princes of Moab, but he could only speak the words that JEHOVAH put in his mouth.

The hireling prophet Balaam was on his way to curse Israel when his ass spoke to him. As the top religious leader of his day, Balaam could have made the long journey via camel or chariot....Instead, feigning humility, he made the journey on a humble ass.

The dumb animal saw the angel of JEHOVAH standing in the way to block his journey, so Balaam beat her with his stick:

Then JEHOVAH opened the mouth of the ass, and she said to Balaam, “what have I done to you, that you have struck me these three times?” And Balaam said to the ass, “because you have abused me. I wish there were a sword in my hand, for now I would kill you!” (Numbers 23:28-29).

That story was placed in the Bible to show that an ASS can talk. Satan spoke through a serpent in the Garden of Eden to tempt Adam and Eve.

Saint Paul–the founder of true Christianity at Rome–said that all the events that happened to Old Covenant Israel were meant to preview the history of the New Covenant Israel:

Now all these things happened unto them for examples: and they are written for our admonition, upon whom the ends of the world are come (I Corinthians 10:11).
When the center of world empire moved west from Babylon, Persia, and Greece, the Peter of Mesopotamia also moved west to Rome.

The Vatican is the modern day Pethor or Peter!!

The name Vatican is from the Latin vatic and means a place of fortunetelling, sorcery, and divination. Centuries before Christianity, Rome had a PETER . . . that is JU-PETER (Zeus-Peter).

The Vatican is the last incarnation of the Pethor of Mesopotamia.

Vatican means a place of fortunetelling, sorcery, and divination.

Pope Francis is the latest incarnation of Balaam of Pethor!!

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