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A feminist, an MRA, a RedPiller and a MGHOW are stranded on a desert island.

The feminist begins harping about how the men are privileged with upper body strength and so any food they hunt must be taxed, with the tax given to her.

The MRA counters by saying any law created must be equally applied to both sexes and any man-only tax is unfair. The MRA and the feminist continue arguing back and forth until the MRA, exasperated, takes out his gun and shoots himself committing suicide.

The RedPiller looks at the body of the late MRA, shakes his head and goes up to the feminist. He backhands her sending her flying. He viciously beats her and tells her to learn her place. The feminist is quiet and subdued. Satisfied, the RedPiller turns around when the feminist takes a rock and hits him on the back of his head - knocking him out cold.

The MGHOW looks at the unconscious RedPiller, the body of the late MRA and shakes his head. He goes up to feminist and the following conversation takes place :

MGHOW : I am conducting a social sciences study as part of my thesis at Harvard University. Would you care to volunteer?

Feminist : What is this study about?

MGHOW : It concerns the abject failure of men in satisfying women through receiving fellatio.

36 comments

old comment by Diamondkitty

The thing that stuck out to me was the fact that the MRA was kind of right. It would have been unfair for them to do all the work while she does nothing. The solution would have been for those who can hunt to hunt and those who can't to search for edible fruits and vegetables. Also, lack of upper body strength doesn't stop the feminist from hunting things like birds and rabbits using traps. A feminist under the true definition of the word would know better than to suggest a law that discriminates against a gender. The MRA in this story is more of a feminist than the Feminist. Then again, I don't think this story is supposed to make sense.

I do like the fact that the Redpiller got hit with a rock.

old comment by Zachski

Revised version:

The feminist complains that the men are refusing to allow her to hunt, even though she hunts regularly as a hobby and has a good record.

The MRA whines that she's demanding more rights than he is and bemoans the fact that the government didn't enslave a woman to him and teach him how to hunt, all the while refusing to let the feminist have the spear so she can go hunting.

The Redpiller attacks the feminist for no reason and she retaliates, killing him. The MRA and the feminist both agree that this is a good thing, then go back to arguing about hunting rights.

The MGHOW cries and rocks himself to sleep because he doesn't have a computer to blog about the evils of women, and he needs his echo chamber to feel secure in himself.

The feminist and the MRA come to a compromise - the MRA lets her hunt if he lets her teach him how to hunt.

The MGHOW just constructs a trilby out of leaves, because he's too enlightened for a fedora.

When the rescue ship arrives, they find two feminists, a corpse, and a lunatic wearing leaves on his head tapping away at a rock like it's a keyboard.

And little Jimmy says "This is the weirdest episode of Gilligan's Isle yet"

old comment by Passerby

A woman, an MRA, a RedPiller, and a MGHOW found themselves stranded on a deserted island.

The three men immediately started to argue about what to do with the woman.

"Put her to work tending our shelter!" Cried the MRA. "Women are meant to take care of the domestic front."

"Put her in her place first!" Growled the RedPiller, balling his fists meaningfully. "Break her in before she turns on us!"

"Bah, just chase the bitch away!" The MGHOW snorted dismissively. "Women aren't good for anything but sex and we need to think about survival."

"Speaking of survival..." The woman interruptd, quite disgusted with her company already. "Shouldn't we start searching for food, water, and shelter already? Maybe figure out who looks for what?"

"Oh no, you're not getting a free ride from me!" All three men said in unison.

They immediately began ignoring her and gossiped bitterly about the uses and trustworthiness of women. Night fell before they realized that the woman had vanished and they had not even begun to see after their more pressing needs.

"That idiot!" Groaned the MRA. "I knew she would screw up and force us to look after her!"

"That bitch!" Snarled the RedPiller. "I knew she'd stab us in the back and run off to look for other men!"

"That whore!" Spat the MGHOW. "She was nothing but a distraction shaking her ass in our faces! Well at least she didn't get anything out of us."

The men wandered the island cold and hungry. Before long they spotted a light. They followed it and found the woman sitting in a cave, tending a fire with a rabbit on a spit and a collection of berries and mushrooms laid out as if being sorted.

The woman eyed them coldly. "Oh no! You're not getting a free ride from me!"

"But you need us!" Whined the MRA. "You can't do anything on your own, you're a woman!"

"And yet while you spent all day convincing yourself I should be cleaning the shelter you hadn't even looked for I found and secured my own." The woman shot back.

"You can't defend yourself, you're weak and dumb like a child! Now give us that food before I straighten you out!" Raged the RedPiller.

"And yet you bickered like children while I got my hands bloody. If you think you can force me to look after you like I'm your mother then come try me." The woman shot back defiantly.

The RedPiller stormed towards her with the back of his hand at the ready and got a spear through the eye for his trouble.

"I don't need you." Snorted the MGHOW. "All women do is use men for sex and money. You'll be begging for us to save you soon enough and we'll have the last laugh when you're on your hands and knees where you belong."

"There's the door. Go on your own damned way like you keep saying you will. For somebody who says they're better off without me you sure do waste a lot of time trying to convince me I need you instead." The woman hissed icily. "You talk a big game about what I can and can't do but you've been too busy looking for excuses to stop me from trying to even bother looking after yourselves."

And thus the two remaining men departed into the night, forced to face reality. Rescue eventually came but that is a tale for another time.