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Atheism requires the same delusional mode thinking as does the 200% of nothing math magicians false swirling snake brought forth by bankrupt pseudo intellectuals, whereas real 100% math swallows up false inflated egos that foist dishonesty to gain unearned advantages

Bodhitharta, Infidel Guy Forums 93 Comments [5/8/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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TDR

you lost me. What was that again? Translation?

5/8/2006 9:16:11 PM

Oolon Coluphid

Was that supposed to make some sort of sense?

5/8/2006 9:37:40 PM

Blurb

I know those words, but the alignment makes no sense.

5/8/2006 9:40:24 PM

JustinGG

Bohitharta, remember horrid telephone squeeze knife as jar and tube tape to shoes? New cards do bring high jackass make up a thrice needed keyhole. Finally, you'd nacho tree nice toes bring good list by treating swim great random words moron.

Mushroom!

5/8/2006 9:43:02 PM

Pike

My answer to this is: The triangulation of the bitpoint within a prefix according to the semi-prudent biological effects hereto and therefore outside the dynasty!

Got it?

5/8/2006 9:44:58 PM

MJW

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Managment speak! Oh the humanity! It's just too cruel, I can deal with the hatred and bigotry and ignorance but this is just too much to bear!

Extra-evaluatory self-assessment risk based target criteria spreadsheet anyone?

*Smacks head off desk repeatedly* BAD MICHAEL, BAD MICHAEL, WE PROMISED WE'D NEVER SAY SUCH THINGS AGAIN! BACK TO REHAB FOR YOU, BOYO!!!

5/8/2006 9:54:27 PM

Papabear

JustinGG -- I was just going to say that.


Bodhitharta (WTF?) -- You don't seem to know anything about atheists, thinking, math, magicians or math magicians. While you seem to have a lot of personal experience with pseudo-intellectualism, inflated egos and dishonesty, again, you fail to exhibit any useful knowledge of these subjects.

5/8/2006 10:12:54 PM

whitewater55

Having read this rant about 20 times, I think I begin to agree with him. Change the word Atheism to fundamentalist christianity, and the post makes some sort of sense, I think.
On the other hand, I should probably quit reading this sort of shit for a few days, to clear my head.

5/8/2006 10:14:47 PM

g-21-lto

...did that whole mess actually communicate anything? what is \"200% of nothing math\"? And what does it have to do with a magician's snake, whether or not the snake is false and/or swirling? What exactly is \"real 100% math\" and how does it \"swallow\" anything, let alone false inflated egos?

5/8/2006 10:24:58 PM

Bone_Vulture

Bodhitharta's reply must've been created by a random sentence generator of some sort.

5/8/2006 10:31:28 PM

Maronan

Half hamsters on the moon rarely go to bed, only sometimes but they don't when they eat. Quarter moons in the sky trees gee, why not. Oh, but the bodits! The bodits!

Sadly, it would seem other people have already used up the random-response jokes, so I'll just remark that the line about the \"bodits\" was something I came up with when I was really tired one day and barely able to stay awake. I ended up suddenly realizing that what I was thinking made no sense, but all I could remember were the \"bodits.\" I don't recall what they were intended to mean.

5/8/2006 10:48:25 PM

CousinTed

I was goign to get CousinYed (my illegal immigrant intern) to comment on this thing, but I think it might be too nonsensical, even for Yed.

5/8/2006 11:00:56 PM

answeris42

putting words wombat forward together sentence creates not greetings spatula.

5/8/2006 11:21:02 PM

J. Twiford

I read it twice, still can't get it, but my brain's too tired to try again...

~Jerod T.

5/8/2006 11:28:24 PM

Tara Mobley

WTF? Seriously, I know math is confusing to most people, but this guy seems to be trying to talk about math with butchered English. Was this thing Babelfished or something?

5/8/2006 11:30:16 PM

Alejandro

Too bad we have already a WTF? Award winner. Maye this one can get a Honourable Mention in that category?

5/8/2006 11:35:49 PM

Hadanelith

\"Atheism requires the same misleading manner which believes, which 200% of nothing false snake which whirls of magiciens of maths which by pseudo bankrupt intellectuals are brought, whereas where maths 100% false I devour myself blown up which the dishonesty refilent to win unmerited advantages\"

Babelfished from English to French to Dutch and back to English.

\"The atheism requires the same misleading way that it considers, that 200% nothing false snake that rotations of magiciens mathematics that from the beydo ptwhey'santes intellectuals is presented, while where mathematics 100% false katavrohcj'zomaj where anatjna'zomaj that the infidelity refilent in order to I gain the unmerited advantages\"

The above quote from English to Greek and back again.

\"Atheismus demands, as 200% of nothing falsify it queue tourbillonnant of the Mathemagier that is taken more still by the intellectuals of bankruptcy, while the Mathe really swallows of inflated Egos 100%, false in superior part that malhonnête puts one unehrlichkeit, to gain way the same wahnhaften that it thinks ones unearned advantages\"

the original quote from English to German to French to Portuguese to English.

We have learned two things:
1) playing with Babelfish is fun.
2) this guy was smoking something.

5/8/2006 11:39:18 PM

birdseatbugs

I think I've figured it out -- Bodhitharta, here, is a guy that was driven insane when he tried to become an artisan-bread baker and discovered Baker's Percentages. He could not comprehend a world in which one starts with 100 percent and ends with more -- up to two hundred or more percent! -- and it damaged him irreparably. Sad, really.

5/8/2006 11:40:06 PM

Napoleon the Clown

Word Salad Award. If we don't have one, we need one.

5/8/2006 11:54:14 PM

Dante's Virgil

Word Salad Award seconded. And throw on a bit of every type of dressing, as well.

5/8/2006 11:59:09 PM

Will

Atheism requires the same delusional mode thinking as does the purple math magicians of pringles which were laid by the monkey socks and idiots, whereas real ones swallow up the harvingers of salty water dunes to gain unearned advantages.

5/9/2006 12:43:56 AM

Nick

This sounds like certain European philosophers more than anything else.

5/9/2006 12:53:56 AM

Ace of Sevens

200% of nothing is a book about common mathematical errors people make. Knowing this doesn't help me make sense of what was written at all.

5/9/2006 1:35:18 AM

Aesmael

English-German-English, courtesy of Babelfish:

\"atheism requires the same illusionful mode, which thinks, how 200% of nothing the wrong whirling queue of the Mathemagier, which are gotten to far by the bankruptcies pseudointellectual, while material Mathe swallows 100%, above wrong blown up Egos, which puts underneath dishonesty, over to win unearned advantages\"

Much better.

Edit: I see I am not the first. My pride demands I say I was waiting for a quote like this to babelfish.

Pseudomathematical gibberish is Bodhitharta's specialty.

5/9/2006 2:18:39 AM

Julian

Fucking 512 bit encyrption really does your head in sometimes!

5/9/2006 6:54:41 AM
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