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Joan of Arc has returned to save France, but this time her name is Marion Marechal le Pen.
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You do realise that's the daughter not Marine Le Pen the mother and actual leader of the National Front.
Also didn't they burn Joan of Arc?
Another thing. Why are right wingers kinky for armour? There are numerous pictures of Hitler in armour.
La blonde bête brune.
Et je n'ai pas précisé si bête était un nom ou un adjectif.
Accessoirement, un catho devrait la préférer à la cuisine en train de prier et de s'occuper des mioches. Que d'inconstance.
@ Frank
It is their love for the Middle Ages talking.
I like Joan of Arc: a woman that kicked men's butts to Hel and back. I am not quite certain she would like what they do with her.
And as they did with Joan of Arc...
BURN THE WITCH! [/"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"] X3
@Frank
"Why are right wingers kinky for armour? There are numerous pictures of Hitler in armour."
My nephew, who is his squad's sniper in the East Yorkshire Regiment and uses a Barrett M82A1 captured from the IRA , votes Labour:
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.50 cal. rounds. Kills all Taliban & right-wingers... dead . [/Domestos] >:D
@Merlin
"And maybe King Arthur will be back soon"
..but only at Britain's hour of greatest need. Or:
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When there's the next Holy Grail War. [/Type-Moon] X3
Just as "saved" as Italy was under Mussolini, Spain was under Franco, and Chile was under Pinochet, right?
Her grandfather was probably pals with those guys.
(Marine Le Pen is her aunt.)
I thought that was Vox Day, or some similar misogynist, ranting against female warriors in fiction, followed by his serial killer fantasies .
I think there is something wrong with the armour below the belt. Also, it seems suspiciously beige, suggesting a certain flaw in design so common among fantasy female armour.
Joan of Arc has returned to save France, but this time her name is Marion Marechal le Pen.
First, she must start by not losing against Estrosi, her Republican Party opponent in the PACA South-Eastern region.
@Swede
(Marine Le Pen is her aunt.)
Unfortunately, we are goung to bear this family for the fifty next years.
@ Lucilius, Gilles de Rais was worse then Bluebeard who may have been based on him. He was a child killer and demon worshiper. Course killing is horrible ether way but I would say watching kids for demonic sacrifice is worse then killing wives, ever so slightly.
However that was the influence of the demon Lord Gilvaroth who Gilles sealed into his body in a noble sacrifice. Jeanne d'Arc was a great game.
@ Da Rat Bastid
Why can't the USA's political extremists (right or left) look this hawt? *sighs*
I know, this is what we always get:
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@ Catholic Nationalist
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@ tfaddict
> you don't hold the blade of a fucking sword like that!
Le Pen is mightier than le sword
(Pink Jackboots)
"Le Pen is mightier than le sword"
*chuckles* I'm surprised it took until page two for someone to post that pun.
(Anon-e-moose)
"My nephew, who is his squad's sniper in the East Yorkshire Regiment and uses a Barrett M82A1 Cobra assault cannon. State-of-the-ART bang-bang!" (/Clarence Boddiker)
For a second I thought it was gonna be something about whining about putting realistic armor on women in fantasy.
Sadly, what it is instead is talent that's wasted on right wing mindlessness.
@Da Rat Bastid
I see what you did there, and...:
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As for these French Nazis, and what's happened to them recently:
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>:D
(TB Tabby)
"If she's Joan of Arc, when do we get to see Dustin Hoffman tell her how a sword can end up in a field?"
*moanwhimpersigh* ...ohdeargodsmilla...
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Me likie Milla.
@ Zachski
I was thinking the same....
*sees beautiful woman in armor*
"Hoo boy; Another rant about how women should be baby-factories that make sammiches...incoming T-minus...."
*reads the rest*
"...Oh; The pretty lady's a Far-Right jerk and she's being compared to Joan of Arc."
@ #1894229
Old Viking
"How long does it take to remove full armor? (a) On oneself; (b) with the help of a friend?"
[Looks at picture - grins and picks up can opener] - let's find out, shall we?
Regards & all,
Thomas L. Nielsen
Luxembourg
(Old Viking)
"How long does it take to remove full armor? (a) On oneself; (b) with the help of a friend?"
1d4+1 minutes* to remove full plate armor alone; half that time with a friend's help.
* Took me about that long to find and dig out the rulebook, too. Thanks for reminding me that it's been too long since I've played for me to have things like that still memorized. (smirk)
(Skyknight)
"Mimic Octopus: I think that's her left hand, actually"
I agree. There's no way she would be wearing realistic armor above the waist and fantasized "chainmail bikini" armor below it, even if she is rather hawt.
@ #1894666
Da Rat Bastid
"...."chainmail bikini" armor below it....".
[grinds teeth, and reaches for emergency stash of imagination-depressing medication].
Regards & all,
Thomas L. Nielsen
Luxembourg
>Metal armour
Kevlar & ceramic composite plates these days. And how so unimaginative French Nazis are, when Japan has progressed...:
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...with the concept of the Barrier Jacket.
When Nanoha Takamachi calls on her 'Intelligent Device' Raging Heart to 'Set Up!', it (voiced by Donna Burke*) uses elemental particles in the air to form around her the garb you see her wearing above; also it uses the same to construct around itself: the ruby gem, into the staff/weapon Nanoha wields.
The Barrier Jacket also emits a form of 'Aura' around it, which is her 'armour'; this is shown in the episode of "Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha A's" where Fate duels the Wolkenritter Signum; in close contact, as the former uses Bardiche & the latter Levantine, this 'aura' shows up, repelling the contact of each others' bladed weapons (and 'Intelligent Devices' like Nanoha's)
*- Strange how, in Japan's anime industry's history, it wasn't until 2004 and "Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha" that featured the first Western VAs: Donna Burke, and Kevin J. England (Fate's 'Bardiche').
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