Oh, So the Jews Don’t Need Conversion or Baptism, Huh?
BULLSHIT.
Evil, diabolical, incarnation-denying, God-hating bullshit.
Big, big essay coming.
Pre-study, if you are so inclined, is to watch my “Boston Speech”, which is on “Da Jooz” and was originally intended to be delivered TO JEWS in Boston. The Catholic venue canceled the event when they websearched my name, and then the Reform Jew, Rabbai John Hausmann, who set the deal up, stiffed me for the canceled airfare, which was close to $1000. (Insert joke of your choice here. My personal favorite? “Do you know how copper wire was invented? Two Jews found the same penny. ArArAr.)
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I cannot begin to apprehend the complete lack of discernment or judgment that would have allowed either Catholic or Jewish leadership to entertain the idea in the first place.
You belong in a different kind of institution, Ann, lecturing to the padded walls.
Let's review:
Baptism: It wasn't sprinkling water as if on a load of ironing the way John did it. He held people under water until they were convinced they were going to drown, and their brush with their own mortality became a "religious" experience. In short, a cheap, psychological trick that scared the living crap out of people.
Paul: A typical nasty religious fraud trying to set himself up as the top of a pyramid scheme. Would have been right at home with Imams and Ayatollahs, and Orthodox Rebbs, and that nut, Bill Donohue who thinks he's in charge of Catholicism.
Constantine: A guy who saw Paul's racket as easier than trying to collect taxes or actually govern, and took over.
Nice religion ya got there!
@Elie
Calvinism has to be the most twisted and evil form of Christianity available. Calvin was an awful, awful man and his ideology is so sick.
That said, I don't think Hillary *really* believes in any of that junk.
> Do you know how copper wire was invented? Two Jews found the same penny. ArArAr.
*Uncomfortable laugh, as I back away slowly.*
The biggest irony is that this nut bag was going to deliver a speech in 2011 about how if you're anti-semitic, you're not a real christian.
Well well, Ann Butthurt, guess this means you're just as Satanic as all those you hate...
Oh, no; She's moved to harpin' about Jews, now. Was the Anti-Muslim gig not paying enough?
@ #1901075
Wait until the stalwarts of the first amendment who are currently battling against the gay menace hear about this disregard for the freedom of religion. I bet they'll be up in arms about this.
"The Catholic venue canceled the event when they websearched my name, and then the Reform Jew, Rabbai John Hausmann, who set the deal up, stiffed me for the canceled airfare, which was close to $1000"
Hmm, I wonder why.
Do you know how copper wire was invented?
A Jew, holding nothing but a penny, met Ann Barnhardt and decided to get creative.
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(BTW, Ann, why do you laugh like a seal? Just asking)
You must be as arseblasted as that bloke here in the UK who had a computer's HD which had a wallet containing - at that time, years ago - Bitcoins worth around £9. He threw it away, presumably when he'd upgraded said HD (and either reinstalled the same OS on such, or a newer one. Who doesn't upgrade their 'puter's hardware, when they get the chance? I upgraded the one in my laptop for a 2 Tb one, when ones thin enough appeared on the market. Used the HD clone facility in my partitioning software; several hours later, switched the HDs, rebooted and was if nothing had changed, except for more space for user files).
It's said that to this day, he's still searching landfills & council rubbish dumps for that HD, as those Bitcoins are now worth £15 million .
As with him, the joke's on you , and Hillary's $100,000 the richer. Hardy-har-har, Annie-baby! Hindsight isn't 20-20, I think you'll find. >:D
...and that bloke had clearly never heard of transferring one's user files onto the new HD from the old HD, once you've installed the OS; also disc cloning software. External HD cases exist, you know.
"Do you know how copper wire was invented? Two Jews found the same penny."
I thought all the Jews were supposed to be working together, in collusion of some sort.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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