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Howdy y’all. We all know that phags molest kids at 30 to 60 times the rate of straights (the math is simple: one to two percent of the population is phags, and 60% of misopedia convictions are for phags. 30 to 60 times – that’s 3000 to 6000% more).

I had the lovely experience of debating queers in fagberg (they eventually false flagged me and my account was blocked – such civil “people”). Their main argumentation tactic was to repeat that Catholic priests have a pedophilia problem. Well if you check that, it isn’t true – Catholic priests have a misopedia rate far lower than the population at large. You could very well argue from these standard statistics that Catholicism is a cure for misopedia. Further, the Catholic Church and many other religious organizations have created action committees and organizations to combat the existing misopedes in the ranks. So this begs the question: where is the LGBT opposition to misopedia?

click to enlarge. Research shows: faggits have zero organization against misopedia (“pedophilia”)

In my search I tried “gay opposition to pedophilia” and “LGBT opposition to pedophilia”. The results left show: 1) an ad by the occupying italian government for queers to come and steal money from italian taxpayers at their geigh center 2) a study on misopede statistics from the NIH 3) the wankapedia article on a murican kiddie rapist association (which is btw totally legal) NAMBLA 4) Rense.com’s repoasting of a study’s obvious results saying queers are more often misopedes 5) an often-linked “study” by headshrinkers (far more often crazy themselves than the normal population) claiming the opposite 6) a search on LGBTQnation.com for articles related to “pedophilia” 7) Ted Cruz’s dad saying legalization of faggitry will lead to legalization of misopedia, then the same thing from infowars, then at the very bottom an ad (ironically) for a intra-religious organization against misopedia, then the second and third pages filled with just tens more of irrelevant results. Okay then, it’s official: exactly zero queers are concerned about misopedia and are organizing to stop it.

Figured you already knew that, but we figured we’d sum it all up here. OM and Amen

Janoklark, Knights of Banjo Hollow 35 Comments [2/2/2016 3:59:15 AM]
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We all know that people with poor literacy molest kids at 30 to 60 times the rate of those with some degree of respect towards their language.

There, fixed and free of charge!

2/2/2016 4:33:12 AM

Mister Spak

Phag? Misopede? Geigh? Is this a muslim post?

2/2/2016 5:19:39 AM

Hasan Prishtina

I beginning to think the KBH is a well-made parody. The site contains a heavy admixture of Hinduism and its moving spirit, Uncle Jeebers, is a Chinese-speaking country musician based in Nanjing.

2/2/2016 5:30:55 AM


Did anybody else hear "Dueling Banjos" when they clicked this?

2/2/2016 5:34:10 AM

Princess Serenity

Whatever you say, Banjo kazooie knights

2/2/2016 5:37:34 AM


"exactly zero queers are concerned about misopedia and are organizing to stop it."

Your evidence does not support such a conclusion.
The fact that you draw these conclusions from it anyway clearly shows your bias.

2/2/2016 6:24:27 AM

Man, do you have anything concrete against education? Maths, fail. Literacy......better not talk about it

2/2/2016 6:31:29 AM

Doubting Thomas

I had the lovely experience of debating queers in fagberg (they eventually false flagged me and my account was blocked – such civil “people”).

It couldn't possibly be because you were using words like "queers" and "fagberg," do you?

2/2/2016 6:33:45 AM


I certainly hope that, at this very moment, someone is obtaining a search warrant for the hard-drive of your computer.

2/2/2016 6:59:29 AM



Unfortunately, wealthy & well-educated are as violent as poor & uneducated.

2/2/2016 7:36:22 AM


I'm pretty sure you are the product of several generations of first cousins breeding. I'm pretty sure you should shut up now.

2/2/2016 7:41:46 AM


One thing you may notice is the first links that pop up when you search are from anti homosexuality propaganda sites. It saddens me that they are the first places that pop up and I wish that would change.

2/2/2016 7:42:10 AM


The facts would suggest otherwise.

'87.5% of statistics are made up on the spot'

-Vic Reeves

2/2/2016 7:57:06 AM

Thinking Allowed

Google =/= proper research. Neither does producing information out of your anal sphincter.

2/2/2016 8:25:27 AM


Why do I Think of Deliverance when I read this gibberish non-senses ?

2/2/2016 8:25:47 AM

Janoklark, have you tried selling your arguments to farmers as fertilizer? Considering you pulled it all out of the deepest recesses of your ass.

2/2/2016 9:18:18 AM


I'm tired of this idiotic argument from homophobes. Let's get a few things straight:

1) I can assure you there are gay people opposed to paedophilia etc. I know, because I am one of them.

2) The molestation of children is not about sex but power.

3) Attraction to children does not equal attraction to adults.

4) 98% of paedophiles are heterosexual.

5) NAMBLA does not represent me or any gay man.

6) You're a douche. And you're looking for anything whatsoever to basically oppress and maybe even kill off the LG BTW community.

That's all.

2/2/2016 9:24:47 AM


False flagged because of the hateful language you used. Which means not false flagged. Also citation needed. And Duggar Gate and Catholic priests.

2/2/2016 9:26:20 AM


No, no, you're spelling it wrong. It's phages, with an "e" , and they only rape bacteria, so settle down.

2/2/2016 9:28:19 AM


@ Hasan Prishtina
Sure sounds that way. Sounds like some weird "bigoted hillbilly" spoof with a bit dose of Absurdist humor.

If so; Why are we quoting a trollish humor site like that? Wouldn't they be on our side? It's like quoting Landover Baptist.

Phags - Latin for eating. Must be a bunch of foodies.

Fagberg - A British town founded by Germans with a great love for tobacco.

Misopedia - An encyclopedia of Japanese soups.

Headshrinkers - The Jivaro Indian tribe in South America. Why they're here is anyone's guess. Maybe they all moved to Fagberg U.K. where they can catch lung cancer while eating Miso soup.

2/2/2016 10:56:24 AM



2/2/2016 11:03:43 AM


A lot of convictions are for molesting boys, but when the pedophiles were questioned, almost all of them were either heterosexual in their adult relationships or else had no attraction to adults of either sex. Boys just aren't as closely watched.

2/2/2016 11:16:55 AM


Except of course organizations that oppose bad stuff or support good stuff are not organized by sexual orientation so your lack of search results means absolutely nothing.

I might also point out that pedophilia and misopedia are two different things.

2/2/2016 12:07:21 PM


What the heck is misopedia?!

2/2/2016 12:15:13 PM


Misopedia? Sounds like a website with information about Japanese soup.

(As I now see SpukiKitty already said! lol)

2/2/2016 12:52:54 PM

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