Quote# 116805

Masturbation is an habit that arouse from the fulfilment of man's sexual desire, and consequently initiated by demonic spirits into a mans life through constant viewing of sexual contents. since it involve Sex then it invites demonic spirits who will like to satisfy their desire through your act of masturbation, just like when you are watching porn videos.., they watch you as their porn videos too to fulfill their lust and This Spirit tends to manipulate you into the act for their own desire which you will also enjoy at the point of expulsion, without much ado they take you as their regular customer and keep manipulating you and tormenting you with the act just to fulfill their selfish desire, at this point it becomes a chronic habit, even when you try to bodily resist its desires you still find yourself having Sex in the dream that is because it is more easier to conquer an habit in the body than in the spirit, this dreams are meant to stir you up into the act, but if you can resist the physical repercussion of such dreams 4 or 5 times consecutively and also deny the bodily urges when it comes naturally, then you are just at the Gate of breaking free from that habit then keep your eyes away from every sexual "apparitions" and attractions and you shall be totally free.

Gracias

Tosinex, Nairaland 24 Comments [2/15/2016 3:05:49 PM]
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2/15/2016 3:21:33 PM

ThEcOnFuSeD

There are only 2 kinds of people in this wold. Those who masturbate, and those who lie about not masturbating. Doth sayth the lord.

2/15/2016 3:27:19 PM

Dax

I'd like to resist the physical repercussions 4 or 5 times consecutively but now i'm lucky to be able to resist the physical repercussions 1 time consecutively.

2/15/2016 4:07:40 PM

Old Viking

It doesn't last as long as your explanation.

2/15/2016 5:09:13 PM

Cyclonus

If demons are responsible for masturbation, then why on earth would you be against them?

2/15/2016 5:52:47 PM

breakerslion

You'll go blind.

Why do some people insist on a more elaborate explanation than the simple one? Answer: they like to blame their invisible friends and enemies for their own impulses.

2/15/2016 6:35:25 PM

KingOfRhye

What demons are responsible for people creating ridiculously long run-on sentences??

2/15/2016 6:35:26 PM

Thinking Allowed

But us women folk are ok then.

2/15/2016 7:31:23 PM

pip

I think he dropped an s from his name, it should be Tossinsex

2/15/2016 8:10:47 PM

Anon-e-moose

Touch yourself at night much, Tosser?

2/15/2016 8:39:39 PM

Kanna

I understand. It's difficult to use punctuation when you're typing with just one hand.

2/15/2016 9:04:20 PM

Churchy LaFemme

Or you could just realize that it's a natural urge that does no one any harm, and doesn't bother God. The "sin" of Onan was coitus interruptus, not masturbation.

2/15/2016 9:14:52 PM

Titania

Masturbation is not only 100% safe sex, but it's with someone you love.

Also succubi are just a fantasy.

2/16/2016 1:44:39 AM

Indicible

In Fundieland, porn watches you!

2/16/2016 1:52:04 AM

Swede

Demonic spirits don't exist.

Young children "masturbate", because it feels good.

Normal people don't see masturbation as tormenting. Only if you think it's something bad, or you do it compulsively, is it tormenting you.

2/16/2016 1:59:47 AM

Malingspann

"Tosinex"

Ironically (or maybe not?) this anagrams to "Into Sex".

2/16/2016 3:10:22 AM

LaLi

Don't these "demonic spirits" have anything more..."evil" to do? I mean they could be unleashing natural disasters and spreading deadly, incurable diseases but instead, they just make people jack off.

2/16/2016 4:27:32 AM

Doubting Thomas

So it's not enough to tell people that their dead grandparents are watching them masturbate, now you're telling them that demons are watching them too.

2/16/2016 7:22:37 AM



"Torment you with the act"

You are either doing wanking very wrong, or very right, in a kinky kind of way

2/16/2016 9:36:45 AM

SpukiKitty

HA HA HAAAA! THE GREAT KYLO REN LAUGHS AT YOUR PALTRY PRUDERY, YOU PURITANICAL PUNK!....

...."I SHALL WIELD MY FLESH-SABER AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME! *B'WAAAAHAHAAA!*"
[Above is a scene from an HBO series called Girls...which I've NEVER watched and never will because, quite frankly....from what I've read about it....sounds repulsive to me. Adam Driver's considered the only 'high-point' (yet he plays an adorkable but incredibly boorish dudebro). But he does show up nude a lot and he's weirdly cute and sexy.]

2/16/2016 11:20:47 AM

Demon Duck of Doom

Yet another reason to love demons.

2/16/2016 2:58:11 PM

Anon-e-moose

@Swede

"Normal people don't see masturbation as tormenting"

...maybe I'm doing it too much - and I may need glasses - when I think that last word was Torrenting'. X3

But that's how so many people download porn vids & hentai, so...!

2/16/2016 4:29:21 PM

Sasha

Apparently freeing yourself from the urge to masturbate also frees you from using correct spelling and punctuation.

2/16/2016 11:10:41 PM



I wonder how this guys came to the world in the first place

2/17/2016 2:09:38 AM

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