Christ saved me from Atheism in 7th grade...
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Logic, Buddhism, and martial arts(not to mention R.A. Salvatore and my sister) saved me from hysterical delusion(also known as Christianity) in 10th grade! How incredible! Buddha can save us from hell!!!!
Pizza saved me from my diet! Rain saved us from sunshine! Tinfoil hats saved my brother from making decorative swans out of said tinfoil!
Seriously though, Buddhism saved me from falling for stupid sky-god religions ever again.
Ah yes, being saved from a diet is ten times better than being saved from Hell, cause if you go to Hell, you get to spend eternity with the smartest people in history!!
And listen to AC/DC as well, which only counts as eternal punishment if you are a stuck-up prude... which is why they are eternally banned from Hell, and have to make do with heaven. That's why they spend so much time lying about Hell, cause they're jealous of our eternal awesomeness... XD
Well, and my own thinking saved me from christianity in 7th grade.
It was around 7th grade when I clearly realized something which I suspected already for a long time: That all the pious adults told me nothing but a lie all the years. That there is no god "who answers prayers". That the stories in the bible could never have happened. That humanity isn't "sinful", and does not need "salvation".
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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