You are not American but a parasite in USA. True Americans are those who understand the Founding Fathers' Christian dreams.
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Do I need to reblog all those image macros with the Founding Father/Document Quotes AGAIN?!!!
I wish the the spirits of the Founders, Joseph Campbell and Yeshua Bar Yosef of Nazareth would emerge from the Spirit Plane, appear as ghosts and smack these freaks right upside the head!
....WITH CLUE-BATS!!!
Look; I'm aware that The Founders were mostly sexist bigots but other than that, they were still brilliant Age of Enlightenment figures with a grand idea of a fully secular govt. where different faiths, sects, lack-of-faith, moral-alignments, political persuasions, etc. can co-exist in the same country in relative peace and prosper together!
And C'MON! Who doesn't LOVE this guy!....
[IMG]http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f226/SpukiKitty/benjamin-franklin-520_zpsrtp2xqh0.jpg[/IMG]
....The coolest of them all on so many levels, IMHO!
"The Founding Fathers' Christian dreams"
You mean like Thomas Jefferson, the Founding Father who rewrote the New Testament by removing the virgin birth, the resurrection, and all of the miracles in between, because he saw them as irrational and irrelevant to the true message of Jesus teachings.
...Donald Fart? I agree completely, Greasy Kumquat.
Elvis's manager Col. Tom Parker was an illegal from Holland. I'm sure he wasn't the only white who had no right to live in that country.
I'll do it just for the hell of it....
"Our civil rights have no dependence upon our religious opinions more than our opinions in physics or geometry."
"Christianity neither is, nor ever was, a part of the common law."
"I am for freedom of religion, and against all maneuvers to bring about a legal ascendency of one sect over another."
(all from Thomas Jefferson)
Jefferson was a shitheel extraordinaire, but I do agree with this quote of his: 'But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods, or no god. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.' He rewrote the Bible to remove references to the divinity of Jesus, ffs!
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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