What megalomaniacs we are to think God should only answer Human prayers! We cannot say at this point in time, if a person dies of TB that prayer did not work, for maybe in their own primitive way the TB germs were also praying. We just don't know these things yet.
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But what is the minimum number of genes necessary to pray? Perhaps the TB germs can pray, but can mycoplasmas?
Can RNA viruses pray, or does prayer require a DNA genome? I bet HIV can pray, but only after reverse transcription of the viral genome.
Can this shit that I just pulled out of my ass get posted on the "proofgodexists" site?
Well, if micro-organisms can pray, and God listens, we are so out-numbered. And let's not even get started on the beetles.
The post is pretty bad. But thankfully the have this at the end. They may be out there, but at least this group is NOT telling the mentally ill to go off meds.
"You know, he is very sick. He has schizophrenia. he almost ended up in the hospital instead of coming to this event. He had gone off his medication, because he wanted to be healed directly by God. If he had done so, he might have been in a bad way by now. But his Pastor talked to him. He told the boy about the incident in the Gospel of John, Chapter 9, where Jesus made mud and put in a blind man's eyes to heal him. This shows God can use the things of the Earth to heal too. The Pastor told the boy to think of his medication as his "mud." I had always wondered why Jesus did that, instead of just healing the man directly. Now I understand it was a message to all of us whom God chooses to heal through earthly things."
Yeh, how's that work again for things without a brain? Please God, Please kill my host so I too may die...
This has to be a troll wanting to lure them out for passages about disease being the punishment of God, or man being the only animal with a soul!
Please tell me it's not a excerpt from a page or something.
Oh CRAP!!! The penny's just dropped
When the planetesque thingy dies, the bacterium all think they're all going to get raptured! (OK just the particularly virulent ones)
(Eeeeps - spreading the flu involves rapturing the lucky ones in a giant ball of phlegm and sending them off in search of a new host).
Let's see if I understand this:
Terminally ill fundamentalist xian prays to her version of god and asks to be healed. At the same time, the sentient illness that is killing her also prays and asks to be allowed to kill the fundamentalist. God decides to listen to the illness and not the person. End of story - woman dies. Did I miss anything, Dr. Larry?
It's bad to treat dieases. Bacteria and viruses have feelings too, you know!
And don't bandage an open wound. Think of all the flies and maggots that you can give life and nourishment to, and you're just one person.
And this guy calls himself a fucking doctor? He actually took the Hypocratic oath?
Contrary to what that site is called, all this is proof there is no God.
So, do evangelical microorganisms take away a person's health by laying cilia on him?
Really, what megalomaniacs you are, to think that God would answer prayers from anything . If he hasn't got his mind made up about what's to happen already, it's not like your begging would persuade him. And if not, it's a sure bet that many prayers are in conflist with many other prayers, so that it becomes impossible to grant everyone's petty little wishes.
~David D.G.
no, it's desperate apologetics at it's worst, feebly trying to explain why God's chosen people die. That's the problem when you run round cashing fraudulent cheques.
And Mr Dorsey - if we weren't megalomaniacs there'd be no such thing as religion and God certainly wouldn't have been created in out image!
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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