Anon #fundie dalrock.wordpress.com

There was a time when the 911 emergency service was what made America better than most other countries. An ambulance would quickly arrive, and your chance of survival was higher than in almost any other country.

But ‘feminism’ has weaponized the 911 service as a tool of police-state misandry. Now, a husband can be ejected from his home in minutes, sometimes even against the wife’s wishes (a third party can call the cops on the husband). This cannot happen so easily in the supposedly ‘non-first-world’ countries.

Taking something invaluable and turning it into a weapon of horrors that does not exist even in supposedly less advanced countries, described ‘feminism’ perfectly.

Remember, it is not just the horror driven by dollars, but police prioritize VAWA calls above all others. That is probably the real reason a gay club shooting spree was not a priority on Sat night – no Federal dollars are attached to making arrests, so preventing the shootout at the cost of an extra 1 or 2 VAWA calls was not financially worthwhile for the police department.

In short, NEVER, EVER call 911 if you live with a woman, unless there really is a life-threatening emergency serious enough to risk a fictitious DV arrest. Outside of that, calling 911 is not worth it. For all intents and purposes, you are better off pretending that the 911 service we know of from our youth no longer exists in America.

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