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"Been there and done that Lori. I grew up in church and spent most of my life as a believer." Tom Dub

So you knew the Lord Tom? Here's your predictable answer:

"I THOUGHT I did." Am I wrong?

So you didn't know the Lord. Like millions of other false converts that fill the Church, you faked it. Jesus called such "believers" "Goats among the sheep," and warned that hypocrites will be sorted out on Judgment Day.

Here's another guess as to your experience. As you grew up, you noticed that girls were a better shape than Noah's ark.

Predictable answer:

"No. I preferred science to God." Am I wrong?

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