Have you ever felt the urge to put a spoonful of mash potatoes in your ear instead of your mouth? If we were eating at a restaurant and I proceeded to do this I would hope you would stop and educate me that the ear was not made for this purpose.
Every one of us has a choice in every part of life. I used to be an alcoholic, adulterer, womanizer, among other wonderful practices and desires I was born with but I learned that they were leading me to an early death. It was killing me slowly and softly. I learned that I do not have to practice what I desire.
We had one of our junior high grand kids ask my wife, "why do so many kids at school think it is cool to be gay or bi?" Trust me, even if there are legitimate desires for same sex in a minority, because of the constant glorifying of this practice there will be many that will be curious and follow the crowd that would have not normally done so.
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"why do so many kids at school think it is cool to be gay or bi?"
Oh, I don't know... why do so many kids at school think it's cool to be Young Republicans, Jesus freaks Evangelicals, Jocks Athletes, assholes bullies?
"...because of the constant glorifying of this practice there will be many that will be curious and follow the crowd that would have not normally done so."
What's it to you?
Nope, never. I don't think my ear can taste it, nor do I think it's beneficial to the ear.
I would, however, not stop you from doing this. You might find it pleasurable, how would I know? Besides, what you do to your own ear, with food you have paid for, is none of my business.
It's no more cool to be gay or bi than it is to be straight. They are just natural variations of sexual orientation.
There's a crowd constantly glorifying the practice of being attracted to a person of the same gender? I thought gays and bis were often doubted, questioned, vilified, hated, bullied and sometimes even killed.
Sure, with a more tolerant society, more people will feel free to act out their attractions, than if this was illegal or carried with it a death sentence. The attractions are there "irregardless", though.
Acknowledging we exist and treating us equally is not “glorifying” us. If anything, we live in a heterosexist society that glorifies straightness. It normalizes heterosexuality to the point that virtually everyone assumes other people are straight until told or shown otherwise. Even use of the word “straight” to describe heterosexuals was a product of regarding same-sex attraction as an abnormality (even though it was eventually bleached of those connotations). Marriage equality didn’t erase any of the heteronormativity and homonegativity that exists in our society and culture, even if it was a major step forward toward legal equality.
More than a few gay people still try to be straight and beat themselves upor worsefor failing. Many more gay people accept themselves but are still afraid that others won’t, so they present themselves as straight. Many bisexuals ignore, repress, or deny their same-sex attractions for the same reason. On the other hand, I have never heard of a straight person trying to be gay because it’s “cool” or beating themselves up for not being gay. Nor have I ever heard of a bi person hiding and repressing their opposite-sex attractions to fit in. But I’ve personally knownand seen first-handplenty of gay and bi people spiral into a cycle of self-loathing for their same-sex attractions. Hell, I used to be one of those people. All of this should make it plain and clear that society does not think being gay or bisexual is “cool.” At all. The very small number of rebellious teenagers who say they’re bi to be uNiQuE and ~*edgy*~ aren’t evidence to the contrary; the very reason they do that shit is the fact that a large portion of the population still sees non-heterosexuality as shocking, weird, and abnormal. That’s what makes it “rebellious” in the first place.
In conclusion, you’re an ignorant fuckwit. Take that spoon of mashed potatoes and shove it up your ass.
P.S. Like same-sex attraction, there is a strong genetic component that predisposes people to alcoholism. But unlike same-sex attraction, alcoholism is self-destructive and therefore a disease. (Fuck, I’m a complete teetotaler because alcoholism and other substance-abuse problems run rife on both sides of my family.) However, being a cheating misogynist pig is completely 100% a choice. If anything predisposed you to that shit, it is the same patriarchal culture that stigmatizes non-heterosexual orientations.
"Trust me, even if there are legitimate desires for same sex in a minority, because of the constant glorifying of this practice there will be many that will be curious and follow the crowd that would have not normally done so."
That's not how homosexuality works. And no, D, I don't think that I trust you. For one thing you sound like a liar.
Being an alcoholic, adulterer, womanizer, among other wonderful practices and desires, along with putting mashed potatoes in your ears all all by choice. Being attracted to the same sex is not.
Given the purpose of sex is in the vast majority of cases pleasure, and plenty of non-vaginal things give sexual pleasure, by your logic they are all designed, in a more or less incidental way, for that purpose.
First of all, you're a damned liar. Second, it's none of your business what high school kids think, believe, or do as long as it's not illegal. And as much as it bothers you, being gay or bi is not illegal.
Now do humanity a favor & start stuffing mashed potatoes in your mouth. Keep doing it even after you can't breathe. Do it until you're blue in the face. Do it until you're no longer alive.
"If we were eating at a restaurant and I proceeded to do this I would hope you would stop and educate me that the ear was not made for this purpose."
Speaking as someone raised on Spike Milligan (his "Goon Shows", books, "Q" Series etc), Monty Python, "Viz" Comic, the "Carry On" films, 4chan's /b/, and particularly the likes of Steven Wright, Eddie Izzard, Frankie Howerd & Julian Clary (a.k.a. 'The Joan Collins Fan Club'), I'd just let you make a complete tit of yourself in public: as you realised that what you were doing has absolutely no relevance to the matter of LGBT rights.
...after all, why did your 'Creator' put the Prostate Gland - a major male erogenous zone - there ? It's as if homosexuality was designed ...?!
I used to be an alcoholic, adulterer, womanizer, among other wonderful practices and desires I was born with but I learned that they were leading me to an early death.
In what way were you born an adulterer and a womanizer? If your argument about using the correct orifices has any bearing, your career cannot have been very successful.
@ Warren McIntosh
If you're a fundie, having sex for pleasure means that you must pay for your sin through VD, unwanted pregnancy, domestic violence etc.
So the next time you fill a balloon with water and throw it at somebody it's fine for me to call you an abomination and put you through a program that literally tortures you if you ever even think about doing it again? Sure, you have fun doing that and the point of balloons is technically pleasure but that is not what they are specifically for damn it! Same goes with using a desert fork to eat salad. I don't care if that is all you have it is better you starve than eat improperly.
And what's with these people with fertility issues being in relationships? I have determined there is nothing meaningful in any human interaction that does not produce more humans, so really even having friends or a job is pointless. Everybody should stop that immediately and wait to die miserably. Marriage isn't about love, life, commitment, or family. It's about rubber stamping the reproductive process which I have determined to be immoral without this ceremony and dozens of continuing manmade guidelines despite being a natural function. Now allow me to continue my rant on the immorality of moving beyond a natural function.
God is only the kind of love I wish to personally engage in and because I hate you that means God does too. He has to, because what the hell else is supposed to make me a morally superior being if I can't lord over the very lives of others and judge their worth as though I myself were God?
/shithead
Have you ever felt the urge to put a spoonful of mash potatoes in your ear instead of your mouth? If we were eating at a restaurant and I proceeded to do this I would hope you would stop and educate me that the ear was not made for this purpose.
No doubt a hilarious visual....UH OH....I think I know what this is leading up to....
*READS THE REST*
CALLED IT!!!
Okay, Mr. SimCity; Lemmie explain....
* You may have a point that the bumhole's primary function is to poop. True! I agree!
* However; There are nerve-endings in said-bumhole. For many people, it's pleasurable to have that stimulated.
* In regards to guys (or non-op trans-women), there's a doohickey called a prostate, which can be rather clitoris-like when stimulated. However, it can only be stimulated via some form of "What What In Tha Butt!".
* You believe in The Surpreme Being, right? Well; Since the Supreme Being made everything and put "sexy-nerves" in weird places like bums and gave vulvas clitorises....that would basically tell you that The Almighty is fine with lovemaking variations and masturbation.
* Has it ever occurred to you that Same-Sex sexytimes exists all over the Animal Kingdom (including humans)?
* Has it ever occurred to you that Homosexual stuff is Nature's method of population control?
* Has it ever occurred to you that many Thebans don't have buttsex at all....or that some Lesbians have buttsex with strap-ons....or that a LOT of Heteros have buttsex?
Finally; I highly doubt that LGBTAQ rights is on par with past youth crazes like Goldfish-Swallowing, Pole-Sitting, Phone-booth Stuffing, "The Twist", Mood Rings, Slam Books, Slap Bracelets, "Pogs", Twilight Novels or Pokemon GO!
"Did you know you have mashed potatoes in your ears?"
"I'm sorry, I can't hear you. I have mashed potatoes in my ears."
"I am the law and order candidate."
Desperate to find a metaphor against homosexualty? Putting mashed potato in your ear?
Rule 34 strikes again! X3
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Puncess Carlostia: 'Is your 'God' a dick tater...?!'
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