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Church Study Claims Pokemon Is Making Children Gay.

- Creflo Dollar (the man who wanted his congregation to buy him a $65 million private jet last month) and his church, the Creflo Dollar Ministry, have released a "study" claiming that teenages of the late 80's and 90's “had their sexuality warped by Ash and his fruity friends."
- The "study" claims that many of the Pokemon from the video games and cartoon are phallic in nature, causing Poke-Masters to crave the peen.
- Christ News further explains that the show is "directly oriented to pervert adolescents" showcasing "platonic love relationship" between main character Ash and Brock.

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