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Once again, I would think a 22 year old to show more maturity and better debate skills. Only Christianity considers Christianity to be the One, True Religion because it IS. Give me excerpts from other books claiming themselves to be the one, true religion.

Tsu, Naruto Forums 40 Comments [6/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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NotMe

Ignorance is bliss and Tsu has just found heaven on earth.

6/6/2006 10:29:30 AM

MD20/20

Question...does not EVERY RELIGION EVER CREATED believe it's self to be the \"truth\"?

6/6/2006 10:30:32 AM

Winston Jen

No wonder Tsu doesn't want to continue the quest for knowledge. You just nailed it on the head, NotMe.

6/6/2006 10:31:57 AM

Julian

We've already done this...

I pulled 10 quite easily.


* The Quran.
* The Book of Mormon.
* THE SCIENTOLOGY HANDBOOK
* The Tanukh
* The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
* The Associated writings of Edward Swedenborg - spread by his missionary prophet Johhny Appleseed (I am NOT making this shit up!)
* Holy Books of Thelema -- get some evil up your clacker kiddies!
* The Zoroastrian Avesta
* The Seikh Guru Granth Sahib - this holy book is actually treated as a living Guru (Maybe it was Guru Gobind Singh's little joke when he died, maybe not!)
* The Samaritan Pentateuch

6/6/2006 12:21:41 PM

moonbiter

I like the debate skills Tsu shows here, a combination of ad hominem and \"la la la, I'm right and you're wrong and nothing you can say will ever, ever change that!\" Quite mature and very skilled.

Also, re: the 06/06/06 blue text on black background ... Oh god, my eyes! The goggles do nothing to protect them!

6/6/2006 12:46:49 PM

David D.G.

It is stupefyingly ignorant of this person to think that of all religions, only Christianity claims to be the one true religion. And even if it did, it is equally stupefyingly idiotic to think that this would constitute any kind of evidence for the assertion! It doesn't get much fundier than this!

EDIT: And what's especially poignant about the foregoing is that he has the temerity to be criticizing someone else's debate skills! Gah!


~David D.G.

6/6/2006 2:06:12 PM

Bob_Zimmerman

Julian - Technically, the LDS church is a Christian church, so the Book of Mormon shouldn't really be counted in there.

How about the Torah? Judaism certainly isn't Christianity, as various people we see quoted here like to point out.

6/6/2006 2:12:01 PM

mad dog

Thank you, Julian!

6/6/2006 2:46:31 PM

Blurb

I'm gonna start my own religion. I'm sorry, but there's money to be had.

6/6/2006 3:19:52 PM

Papabear

Yea! Julian.

Isn't it a tenet of almost all religions that that particular religion is THE true religion?

And, as we all know, just because a religious scripture says something is true does not at all mean that such a thing IS true.


I would think that someone so critical of the debating skills of another would be able to formulate a better argument than Tsu.

6/6/2006 3:27:33 PM

MJW

Wouldn't it be a bit pointless starting a religion that didn't profess itself to be the only truth? What would be the point in following it then?


6/6/2006 3:49:35 PM

llDayo

MJW - You need to have some sort of a gimmick to gain believers. Maybe stating your religion is NOT the one true religion might grab a ton of people!

6/6/2006 4:14:33 PM

Napoleon the Clown

Julian, thank you.


Tsu, stop being a closed minded asshole. Thanks.

6/6/2006 4:27:58 PM

Incubusion

Dear Tsu,

It has come to our attention that you have failed your Theology class. However, the school has recently implemented a summer course for Theology I. We highly suggest you arrange to take this summer course so that you may earn the credit.

Love,
IISD

And on a random note, love the new page design.

6/6/2006 4:44:33 PM

NotMe

@Bob_Zimmerman, he allready mentioned the Tanakh (mispelled as Tanukh) which contains the 3 Jewish books.

6/6/2006 4:44:35 PM

Gerard

Most informed critique of ALL other religions??

6/6/2006 4:45:48 PM

Nezu Chiza

I think it says something for most other religions that they DON'T make such a grandiose claim, and if they do don't tend to ram it down everyone's throats over and over.

6/6/2006 5:27:43 PM

TDR

that's dumb on so many levels

and, Yahweh, you are the antichrist. But in a good way.

6/6/2006 8:33:47 PM

ssdexecutor

You've got to be kidding me. So those nuts who run into crowded areas and blow themselves up aren't doing it because they believe their religion is the one true religion? They just rather have a strong liking to it, right?

6/6/2006 10:41:19 PM

whitewater55

My head is still spinning from the circular logic...
Circular Logic Award????????

6/7/2006 2:36:04 AM

Aesmael

True enough. No non-christians consider christianity the one true religion. Someday there will be no one at all who thinks so.

Also, love the new design. I do hope today is not the only day we see it.

6/7/2006 5:56:54 AM

JadedRevenge

So this guy seriously believes as the other religions denote themselves as false religions?

6/7/2006 7:09:31 AM

Maronan

OK, Tsu, here's Verses 4-9 of the Book of Maronan.

(4) And so Maronan, being the One True God (tm) declared that Maronanity is the One True Religion (tm) for all people, be they human or lion. (5) And Maronan said: \"All right, just get along, don't kill anyone, everyone's equal. Now party!\" (6) And the party raged long and hard, annoying the neighboring Christians who foolishly deemed parties sinful. (7) And Maronan said \"I'll fix up the world and make it Perfect (tm) for all it's inhabitants.\" (8) But Maronan was distracted by a lioness in the corner, and tripped over the edge of his mane, causing him to slip and throw an incorrect apostrophe into the \"its\" back in Verse 7. (9) Since Maronan had too much to drink, he landed on the ground; this Fall resulted in all evil in the world today, since Maronan didn't wake up until the next day, and he had a hangover (even though he is the ONE TRUE GOD and this is the ONE TRUE RELIGION!!!!11!1!!one!!1!exclaimationpoint!!!!)

6/7/2006 9:19:09 AM

Julian

When I wrote that comment a few weeks ago (I reused it) it was for a slightly different quote and fitted it better.

Does this myopic fool think every other religion in the world says, \"Christianity is the one true religion, but here, listen to our false one\"?

This guys almost bad enough to be a Moonie!

6/7/2006 3:21:19 PM

mad dog

Moonies? Don't get me started with those people. It is hard for me to believe I live within a ten mile radius of their college, the University of Bridgeport. These people are the masters of indoctrination, and make the Southern Baptist Church look like Episcopalians.

6/8/2006 3:06:43 AM

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