Goy Rogers #conspiracy voxday.blogspot.co.uk

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There's a lot of evil in that "marketing" pic for Comet Pizza - and there are very few "accidents" in marketing.
1) the size differences in the three men, combined with the facial hair, suggest two men and a boy
2) the "boy" wears a gray shirt and presents a pizza to the men, with a "pleasers" smile on his face
3) the men stare at the pizza, presented on a white square of parchment paper, with surprised/shocked disbelief
4) one "man" wears a light blue shirt, the other dark blue
5) the hand-written announcement in the upper right says, "tiramisu proline"
6) there is a yellow square sticky note directly below the announcement
7) Urban dictionary includes a definition for "tiramisu" as "a foursome with partners of different races. The two "men" are of different races, implying that the viewer could be the fourth.
8) the yellow square is code for "water play" and the pizza has a slice of lemon on it...a slice of yellow
9) there is another slice of yellow on the counter visible between "light blue man" and "gray boy"
10) the background is awash in yellow light...there's lots of yellow to be had in the play area to the rear.
11) the "Comet logo" is positioned over the "blue man's" crotch like a stylized ejaculation
12) the logo doesn't look like a comet. It looks like the upper right butterfly wing (the boy corner), in virginal white

Evil hiding in plain sight. DOTR can't come soon enough...

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So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!

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