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Within the black magic community there are a select few magicians who work side by side with demons these sorcerers include; David Blaine, Dynamo, Yif, David Copperfield ,Cyril, Derren Brown, and many others. These magicians are out to discredit Jesus Christ and pass him off as a mere magician. These men all sold their soul to possess these demonic powers. This video w

Spy Kitten TV, youtube 16 Comments [11/26/2016 9:23:05 AM]
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Nemo

Then why haven't they bled James Randi dry yet?

11/26/2016 9:42:02 AM

Malingspann

Is the writer of this a member of Paranoid's Anonymous?

11/26/2016 9:48:25 AM

Nomen Nescio

you can't discredit a mythical figure. only actual people can have credibility to lose.

11/26/2016 9:50:58 AM

checkmate

These men all sold their soul to possess these demonic powers.

Right! In fact, all especially talented people have their powers from demons. The big artists, famous musicians, award winning sports players, etc.

You see, man was made in God's image and God is this lazy fat dude who sits on the couch all day watching TV with the remote in his hand. Anybody with any more pizzazz has it from demons.

11/26/2016 9:54:39 AM

Kanna

You simpletons that believe in Jesus to give you something-or-other ....that gullibility also gives you demons and black magic to terrify you and give your children nightmares. Life makes a lot more sense if you live in the real world.

11/26/2016 10:52:14 AM

Hasan Prishtina

If they've been trying to discredit Jesus by passing him off as a magician, why haven't they been ascending to heaven or been feeding thousands from five loaves and two fish? Where are their religious teachings? Where are the people who give all they have to follow them? They are open that they're just providing entertainment; it's you who's the charlatan denigrating Jesus.

11/26/2016 11:50:22 AM

Philbert McAdamia

So if performing mere magic, sleight of hand, and parlor tricks is all evil
and demon-possession, then Jesus . . .

11/26/2016 12:07:50 PM

breakerslion

I'm pretty sure I'd have a few questions if some dude named Jesus tried to tell me that he expelled several demons and put them into pigs.

Then there was the wine trick. If it wasn't a trick, why did his minions have to handle the vessels and fill them with liquid at all? If Jesus really wanted to impress, how about balloon animals almost two millennia before the invention of the balloon? That would actually prove something!

11/26/2016 3:04:09 PM

Old Viking

There's a magician in the next block. "The Magnificent Murgatroyd." He once botched up that "cut-the-woman-in-two" trick, and has had problems getting bookings ever since. I don't know where he stands regarding demons

11/26/2016 6:07:46 PM

Anon-e-moose

Penn & Teller. Also, James Randi.

NEXT!

...oh, and The Great and Powerful Trixie after the Alicorn Amulet Affair. [/Doug Piranha-levels of sarcasm]

11/26/2016 6:37:42 PM

Meeeh

there are a select few magicians who work side by side with demons

Groan...

The idea that this comes from an adult with 12 years of schooling is utterly depressing!

11/26/2016 9:22:54 PM

Shephard Solus

Except most nonbelievers don't call him even that much. Most of us call him either a conman or a nutcase (depends on whether he believed his own nonsense).

11/27/2016 1:20:10 AM

DJ Fuckknuckle & The Outlaws of Word Processing

@Philbert McAdamia:...was the one special guy who did it by channeling God's power instead?


11/27/2016 7:02:05 AM

Doubting Thomas

Um... you do know that their "magic" is all just an illusion done with tricks, don't you? That's why they call them illusionists.

And Jesus' greatest magic trick was being born as a white person in the Middle East 2000 years ago.

11/27/2016 7:45:33 AM

PETF

The only magic that exist is creativity and unexplain science.
*Disclaimer*
I'm not saying that science is magic,but without scienists to explain how the natural world works,we'll be still thinking that it's the gods who controls the weather.

11/27/2016 12:08:57 PM

Mister Spak

Pen and Teller do a human sacrifice to Satan before every show, that's why their magic tricks are so good, and nobody can fool them.

11/28/2016 5:40:15 AM

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