The Comet Ping Pong gunman story smells very much like a false flag starring a crisis actor meant to distract from deeper investigation into #Pizzagate
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So, we're supposed to believe that he went there "investigating" with an assault rifle, and fired one shot into the floor at no one? That sounds totally credible. It actually raises the question: who hired Edgar Maddison Welch to play the part of an armed and dangerous conspiracy theorist? He's a failed actor listed on IMDB. It wouldn't surprise me at all if Alefantis himself hired the guy to "attack" his own restaurant.
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The Comet Ping Pong gunman story smells very much like a false flag starring a crisis actor meant to distract from deeper investigation into #Pizzagate
If you handle it anything like how you handled Hillary's email scandal, you'll still be baying for the investigation to go deeper after they've blown the place up to see if there's a child sex ring lurking beneath the ground.
who hired Edgar Maddison Welch to play the part of an armed and dangerous conspiracy theorist?
Nobody. They're a dime a dozen. You can't swing a dead cat on the internet without hitting a conspiracy nut. Occam's Razor suggests that it's far more likely that some crazed nutjob like yourself, Vox, read this story and took it upon himself to "investigate" than what you're suggesting.
And how is hiring someone to walk in with an assault rifle and fire a shot going to deflect attention away from this ridiculous "pizzagate" thing?
So, we're supposed to believe that he went there "investigating" with an assault rifle, and fired one shot into the floor at no one? That sounds totally credible.
What part of that sounds impossible? ESPECIALLY here in 'Murica, where assault rifles are sold in convenience stores and people are using their guns for everything from cutting down trees to cooking bacon?
It actually raises the question: who hired Edgar Maddison Welch to play the part of an armed and dangerous conspiracy theorist? He's a failed actor listed on IMDB. It wouldn't surprise me at all if Alefantis himself hired the guy to "attack" his own restaurant.
Why would they hire someone known to the public as an actor? And why do you find it so hard to believe that a lone idiot who liked conspiracy theories got whipped into a frenzy by bullshit artists?
Yes, Vox. Stupid people do exist and do stupid things, and yes, many of these people are in the same movements you follow.
There's no need for "false actors" when people like these exist. Besides, who put the IMDB profile on that guy on the website? How do we all know it wasn't you doing it to discredit the person as one of your own?
Ever notice how conspiracy theories only bring more questions than definitive answers?
So ...a conspiracy theory provokes a character to believe it, and his actions are seen as a conspiracy theory... Oh, wait! Maybe you have an agenda in telling this to us. Who are your co-conspiracists? Verrrrrrry interesting...
"So, we're supposed to believe that he went there "investigating" with an assault rifle, and fired one shot into the floor at no one? That sounds totally credible."
Yes, it does. He went in there all hyped up hoping to be the hero of a major confrontation to rescue some child sex slaves, only to find a fairly normal restaurant. The shots? Either he had an accidental discharge or (more likely) he shot through a wall or some flooring to try and find a tunnel underneath, as child sex panics often mention kids being taken through tunnels to be abused. (Incidentally, child abuse actually occurs in normal places.)
Failed actor accepts a job that'll set him up for years in prison? Yeah very likely. Didn't Vox himself promote this conspiracy theory? (I'm not going to his fucking website to check.)
Hang on, this fuckmumple spouts conspiratard mouthfailure in order to incite someone - ANYONE - to mobilize and stand against DA MAAAAAAN, and when one of your brainpuppets straps on his tinfoil cuirass and marches to kick some ass for Jesus, puppies, and whatever brainrotting social disease has eaten away your sense of reason, you deny it ever happened and lay it all at the feet of the Con?
At least have some fucking pride, you fucking tool, you finally did something! You spouted enough crazy that you actually fucking made something happen, own it! Might never happen again!
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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