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Why in the hell do gays want to get married anyways?

Why can't they just fuck off and be happy they can live together and not get beaten like its the 1950s

Punishment, Ubersite 40 Comments [6/13/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Deus Ex Machina

Why in the hell do straight people want to get married anyways?

Why can't they just fuck off and be happy they can live together?

6/13/2006 9:35:46 AM

Prager

The 90's were for fucking off and being happy: The new century is for complete equality.

6/13/2006 9:40:58 AM

Julian

Beat me too it Deus. Although I was going to say:

\"Why in the hell do women want to get married anyways?

Why can't they just fuck off and be happy they can live together and not get beaten like its the 1950s\"



6/13/2006 9:58:40 AM

ProperJob

Punishment? Kinky name.

6/13/2006 10:21:52 AM

StandardDeviant

Because they can get beaten like it's the 1950's?

6/13/2006 11:19:54 AM

Redhunter

If Punishment is the face of tolerance in the 21st century, why the hell would they want to go back in time 60 years? Hankerin' for an old-fashioned lynchin'?
And why the hell do you care if gays get married anyhow? Worried you won't be chosen as a bridesmaid?

Well, fuck off and be happy! (isn't that what spock used to say?)

6/13/2006 12:20:28 PM

moonbiter

A better question would be \"why in the hell do people not want to let gays get married anyway?\"

6/13/2006 12:57:27 PM

Aesmael

Why would christians want churches anyway? They should just be grateful they don't get fed to the lions.

6/13/2006 1:36:08 PM

David D.G.

I second moonbiter's comment; it's what I was going to say.


~David D.G.

6/13/2006 1:57:37 PM

Papabear

Aesmael -- Yea, verily.


[bullshit] That's right, no homosexuals have been beaten since the 1950s. [/bullshit]

Punishment, what a delightful user-name.


6/13/2006 2:56:16 PM

Papabear

Why in the hell do you care who gets married anyways? You don't have to have a homosexual marriage. Their getting married doesn't change the value or terms of your marriage. How can you people have your noses shoved so deeply into the bible and still manage to put them in other people's business?

6/13/2006 2:59:52 PM

Napoleon the Clown

Tax breaks as well as the various emotional reasons people get married.

6/13/2006 3:27:31 PM

arensb

Is there any real difference between \"if gays are allowed to marry, it'll cheapen the institution of marriage\" and \"if our club starts allowing Jews to join, membership won't be as exclusive\" ?

6/13/2006 3:53:06 PM

Chan

No.

6/13/2006 4:38:36 PM

gregfl

Good point!

Now, ease back into your cage. The tranquilizer dart should start working any minute...


6/13/2006 5:04:14 PM

TDR

tool of the day.

6/13/2006 5:44:07 PM

mad dog

Because there are no second class citizens in America, at least from a legal standpoint.

6/13/2006 6:09:28 PM

whitewater55

It would be nice if all fundies had the same attitude, wouldn't it? Talk about persecution...

6/13/2006 9:39:06 PM

Crosis

Why in the hell do you want to stop gays from marrying anyways? Why can't you just fuck off and keep your nose out of other people's business?

6/14/2006 12:07:00 AM

Ice

It just amazes me to see how some people want to shape the world exclusively by their own personal beliefs.

Sadly, they don't understand that all those freedoms they're fighting against have actually given them the right to think that way in the first place.

6/14/2006 9:10:13 AM

Maronan

Why do you want to get married? (place answer here.) That's why gays want to get married.

Of course, he probably would give some bullshit reason like \"Godsaidso,\" which means that my semisnappy retort wouldn't work so well. Meh. At least I get to write the word \"semisnappy.\" I've always wanted to do that.

6/14/2006 9:20:32 AM

nekhbet

Most people get married because they love each other, stupid. Marriage confers about 1100 benefits to the married parties that domestic partnership doesn't. Things as varied as being able to make medical decisions for your spouse in an emergency, being able to stay with your spouse in a hospital, all the way to inheritance issues. I speak from experience. When my first wife died suddenly I had a difficult time getting the Medical Examiner to release her body to me for burial. The timely arrival of our Canadian marriage certificate put an end to the stalemate.

6/16/2006 4:14:29 PM

DCoke

Why can't you just STFU, let us marry and be glad we're too nice to go moron-bashing?

6/25/2006 7:33:51 PM

King Duncan

Why in hell do fundies want to get married anyways?
Why can't they just fuck off and be happy; they can live together and not get beaten like living in 1950s China.

8/12/2007 8:06:19 AM

BlackWolfe

Woo! Not getting beaten! Wow, I wish we furries had that AWESOME benefit.

Asshole.

8/12/2007 8:10:02 AM

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