Females who have had 3 or more sexual partners, should not be allowed to breed
Once you've had 3 different men ejaculate inside you, the child will never be 100% the "fathers" as the female can never rid herself of her previous sexual partners semen.
This would also encourage females to not be whores and sleep with the nearest Chad they see.
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1. sperm only live for i think about two weeks. good lord if your theory was right then a woman who ever had sex would have to be on birthcontrol all the damned time, the moment they stopped even if they hadn't seen dick in a presidential term they'd get knocked up.
2. THAT's not how sexual reproduction works. 1 sperm fertilizes the egg, 1, they don't get to mix, the rest of the inseminators sperm is shit out of luck nevermind anyone else's jizz. this isn't some fucked up depraved japanese hentai where whatever the fuck you think happens actually happens.
At least you don't need to ever worry about leaving partial kids all over the place!
I think it's good you're incel. Because if your "hypothesis" is even remotely possible then your genes will stay entirely in your pants, on your bedsheets, on a tisuue, in your hand, or down a toilet (where they belong)
"ijustwantsomefriendz"
You still aren't going to get any friendz spewing misogynist shit.
P.S. You took "abstinence only" sex "education" didn't you?
P.P.S. I want that whole subreddit to be a bunch of Poes for the sake of my sanity :( ...please??
Anatomy DOESN'T! FUCKING! WORK THAT WAYYYYY!
If I were a supporter of negative eugenics, I would suggest someone as socially and intellectually handicapped as our lovely specimen here should be sterilised for his own good and for the betterment of humanity.
WTF are you? A Kangaroo?
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Biology: fail.
Empathy: fail
Life: fail
Friendzy is not thriving well in a heterosexual environment. He is very confused about what he wants to be when he grows up, and has the stated objective of being in charge of the sexuality of others. We will not be able to promote him to the grade of Adult until he has a firmer grasp on reality. Please, make an appointment to bring him to the guidance counselor at your earliest convenience. Both parents should plan to attend.
Science!
(To give him an extremely generous benefit of the doubt, women do sustain some genetic material from the men whose children they have carried, because some cells pass backwards through the placenta and become a permanent part of her body, but that's not really the same thing.)
I'm going to quote from one of my favorite old movies...
"*facepalm* wantsomefriendz, that's not how procreation works..."
You'd think people who define themselves by not getting any would want to encourage women to sleep around. I mean, after all, if you were a woman and only got one or two sexual partners in your life, you'd be pretty picky about them, right? You certainly wouldn't waste one of those opportunities on a yokel like the OP.
I actually have to thank Bastethotep for posting this one. Here I was just worrying a bit about how easy it could have been for someone like me to fall in with the "incel" crowd and become less than a useless drain on society.
Then a quote like this comes along and I realize I couldn't possibly fall into a group like that, because I didn't drop out of the fucking third grade.
@Kadorhal
Writing words like this, makes me certain you were never in danger in the first place. You`re introspective, you search for answers to your problems instead of playing the blame game like it`s worth something. :)
Even if you don`t consider yourself specially social, as long as you are actually a good person of some integrity, there will be ones lining themselves for your spear, so to speak!
It`s all like the old paradigm, the weaker ones always go for the easy targets, the less interesting, the shallow. you don`t want somebody like that for your partner for life, unless you`re a shallow person yourself(even then it usually goes as long as 60-70 then it`s divorcey time). Search and scour for the one you truly will find compatibile anad damn, that person will make your life a fucking bliss with a sour candy!
First step towards not being "incel" anymore; SEEING WOMEN AS HUMAN BEINGS LIKE YOURSELF!!!
Why three? Why not two, or four? How many partners are males allowed? Statistically, males have more partners than women.
Most of the semen trickle out almost immediately. You'd know that if you weren't "incel", honey. "Sleeping on the wet spot" is a pretty usual after-sex experience.
Sperms die in a matter of hours or days inside the womb. Sure, the sperms do make an impact into the layer of the womb, to make it easier for sperms from the same "donor" to get through later, and they can make it harder for a new "donor" to get through, but they won't mix DNA with each other. Twins can have different fathers, yes, but the same child can't have DNA from two different fathers, unless the embryo is prepared in a petri-dish.
We don't know who this "Chad" is; he's only in your head, dearie. Are you sure you're not secretly gay?
The thing that I'll always find amusing about incels is the idea that they're desperate for sex, but only want young, beautiful, submissive virgins. I guess beggars can be choosers after all.
Considering that most "incels" probably watch a lot of porn, I'm assuming they've seen "creampie" videos at some point.
Hell, anyone who has had bareback sex at some point in their life probably knows that things tend to ... run out afterwards.
This is just pure ignorance combined with MRA science.
That's not how it works.
Not that you care about facts that don't support your delusions.
It's never your fault, is it? Not only are you not going to get sex, you're not going to get any "friendz" either.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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