Scott Brown (NCFIC) #fundie ingridgraceandaudrey.blogspot.ca

This is how a True Christian Patriarch protects his daughter:

"In 2003, I took my daughter with me on a mission trip to Romania. On the plane, there was a drunken man flirting with her in a very aggressive way.

"Unfortunately for him, there were 535 pounds of manhood in our party ready to protect her. Believe me, we were exercising much Christian patience with this man who persisted throughout the entire flight. He did not realize that he was facing deadly force, if he persisted.

"He actually touched her once and was making bold advances. He even continued the pursuit after the plane landed. I am convinced that, if we had not been with her to protect her, she would have been in serious danger.”

Okay, so a drunken man (a) makes lewd remarks, (b) actually puts his hands on the woman, and (c) stalks her after she deplanes.

Wow. It's a good thing for that man he didn't push things far enough to rouse the anger of 535 lbs of malicious idiocy.

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