Pompous Penis Envy Award
"But mine isn't small I swear!!!"
The extreme differences in penis size in humans enrage me
Just another thing to fuck males lifes. How can be guys with enormous penises yet guys with like 4 inchers in the SAME species? Its just like another nature's form of making males suffer for something out of their control. Not mentioning girth, being able to get it up, not premature ejaculation...
How failr is it for a male with a small penis to have pretty much nonexistant sexual life (tons and TONS AND TONS of cases of girls just leaving as soon as they see the guy penis) while others gets tons of status just because having a big penis, and all this just being RANDOM and WRITTEN FROM BIRTH and OUT OF CONTROL.
I fucking hate nature.
Everything is rigged so there are winners or losers from birth, instead of self improvement.
NOTE: not complaining about mine, I got an average size, I guess. Its just that I can't fucking stand unfairness even if im not involved.
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NOTE: not complaining about mine, I got an average size, I guess. Its just that I can't fucking stand unfairness even if im not involved.
By bitching about it, that makes you involved since you voluntarily put yourself there.
Also, size ain't everything. There is such a thing as being too big. There are very few women like it big. Those women in porn are paid to "like it big", therefore comparing size to a porn star is unrealistic.
I'm somewhat envious of John Holmes and Ron Jeremy,
but not enraged about it. Variety is the spice of life.
NOTE: not complaining about mine, I got an average size,...
Sure, Donald, not small hands, and no problems "down there".
By Ancient Greek standards of beauty and aesthetics, small penises are preferable. Even as late as the sixteenth century, Michelangelo gave David one on the shorter side, and he's supposed to represent both beauty and strength. You've just been born into an era that prefers quantity over quality.
Speaking as something of a phallic aficionado, there's certainly something enticing about an impressive ten incher, but I'd much rather my future husband be packing something a little more discreet, and a little less painful.
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Strange how Bill Gates doesn't need to live in what is basically a concrete, metal & glass penis extension.
Even the White House must represent quite a blow to a certain someone's Edifice Complex.
I feel like the simple argument against incels is their refusal to look at other options. Take this as an example. There is a lot more to sex than penile insertion, and if you can get good at the rest, I bet you'll probably have a very happy woman.
Of course, that would require you to also change your shit attitude, so I'm not gonna put any bets on it.
Wow.
WOW!
Does he hear himself? Women aren't turned off by your penis, genius; there are enough who don't give a fuck. They're running for...
...some other reason.
Remember, Otis, body parts go in the padlocked deep-freeze in the basement and NOT - we repeat, *not*- in the kitchen fridge-freezer and especially not on nights you expect to have intimate company.
If a gal dumps a guy for being not-all-that-endowed, then she wasn't worth dating to begin with. Most women don't care if the guy is a great guy despite the teeny weenie.
I think the real reason they dumped you is not because of your cocktail weenie but your personality.
Besides; Weenies that are way too huge can hurt.
And technique is what matters, not size. Sure; A penis that fills a gal up might feel better but even then, a guy with a smaller penis can compensate with technique and other means of stimulation.
The true magic button in a yoni is THE CLITORIS!
@Philbert McAdamia
I'm somewhat envious of John Holmes and Ron Jeremy,
I don't know what any guy would want with a 15" penis. I mean, I'm happy with the 12 inches I've got.
I'm kidding, it's only 3 inches, but most women don't like it that thick.
"Man, it sucks having a tiny penis... I mean, so I hear, anyway. It's so unfair"
This is the first time I've laughed at an incel post in a while (rather than staring in horror or incomprehension or just shaking my head sadly).
If you want to know if you're average for your nationality, look it up. The stats are out there. Most male humans are between 4 and 6 inches, if I remember correctly.
Also, size isn't everything. Ask people that enjoy the dick.
NOTE: not complaining about mine, I got an average size, I guess. Its just that I can't fucking stand unfairness even if im not involved.
Methinks Zyrros protests too much...
@CrowFood, Liz_7:
Glad to hear that, since I fantasise a lot about performing cunnilingus on Milady.
Erm, can anyone recommend something to prepare myself for the time when I have found her?
So he still complains about dick size, even though he claims that his is average. He guesses it is, anyway. I know I'll never understand that, so I won't bother.
I am curious to know exactly how he thinks we can tell who's packing a porno pole & who's been hosed by life's lottery.
@Happy Atheist
Michelangelo's David is considered to be one of the finest examples of statuary ever created.
So why did Donald Fart sue an artist who portrayed him as having a small penis?
...so we'll hear no more about 'Alternative Facts' then, Wiggy? Or from your Anus-by-Proxy Sean 'Defensive' Spicer.
Anything said by him or you that isn't proven fact, and you'll only be emphasising how tiny your todger is, Trumpo.
Like I say: does Bill Gates live in a penis extension?
Just like breast sizes fuck women's lives...
Premature ejaculation is pretty normal in the beginning, dearie.
I'm just one woman, but I don't think I'm alone in saying "better a smaller one on a guy who knows what he's doing, than a larger one on an insensitive dolt". Oh, and too large a penis is painful, too small a penis is only a problem if it's too small to even reach into the vagina.
Perhaps the tons and TONS AND TONS of women who just left wanted some foreplay, not just a "wham-bang-thankyoumam".
Would you just leave if the girl's labia are large or small?
There IS self improvement: get really, really good at cunnilingus and you'll have women regardless of the size of your "little guy".
Addendum, re. Happy Atheist's post
This statue of the god Poseidon is "erected" in Gothenburg, Sweden. From the front, he has a fairly tiny willie.
From a certain angle (on the stairs of the Concert Hall, to the left of the picture), the fish can be seen as a very, very large willie.
It is said that Carl Milles (the artist) did this in revenge, as the bourgeoisie women thought the statue was too risque and forced him to make the willie smaller.
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tons and TONS AND TONS of cases of girls just leaving as soon as they see the guy penis
If that happens, she's obviously only interested in your dick, and not YOU. Personally, I want a little more than than out of a relationship...
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