Pompous Penis Envy Award

"But mine isn't small I swear!!!"

Zyrros #fundie reddit.com

The extreme differences in penis size in humans enrage me

Just another thing to fuck males lifes. How can be guys with enormous penises yet guys with like 4 inchers in the SAME species? Its just like another nature's form of making males suffer for something out of their control. Not mentioning girth, being able to get it up, not premature ejaculation...

How failr is it for a male with a small penis to have pretty much nonexistant sexual life (tons and TONS AND TONS of cases of girls just leaving as soon as they see the guy penis) while others gets tons of status just because having a big penis, and all this just being RANDOM and WRITTEN FROM BIRTH and OUT OF CONTROL.

I fucking hate nature.

Everything is rigged so there are winners or losers from birth, instead of self improvement.

NOTE: not complaining about mine, I got an average size, I guess. Its just that I can't fucking stand unfairness even if im not involved.

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