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15 things Trump MUST do immediately.

1) Order military to arrest and detain Bill and Hillary Clinton, and immediately place them in isolation cells in Guantanamo Bay to await trial for charges of treason, sedition, rape, murder, money laundering and subversive activities, under 18 US Code Chapter 115.

2) Order Barack Obama, George Bush 1 & 2, Dick Cheney, Joe Biden, George Soros, David Brock and many others detained for countless suspected criminal violations.

3) Announce U.S. has entered wartime status, raise Defcon level to 2, order 50,000 troops into Washington D.C. to surround the White House and various federal buildings. Order 100,000 U.S. troops to U.S./Mexican border. Intensify security at Canadian border.

4) Order all Federal Reserve buildings to be surrounded, raided, shut down, and all employees arrested and detained. Immediately declare the "Federal" Reserve a private bank in violation of countless banking laws and acts, as well as attempted impersonation of a federal agency.

5) Immediately declare the $22 Trillion of all U.S. debt is responsibility of the respective private Federal Reserve banks that issued it. Debt itself is Unconstitutional and issued illegally, and not held or backed by U.S. government.

6) Arrest and detain at least 99% of all Congressmembers, based on whether any of their votes violated the U.S. Constitution.

7) Immediately suspend all immigration. Order VISAs for all countries, 30 day vacation stays.

8) Order federal investigations into irregularities and violations by Monsanto and the FDA. Issue Executive Order banning all Monsanto products; order U.S. farms to no longer use any Monsanto seed or glyphosate.

9) Order the military to surround the IRS building and temporarily detain all IRS employees, and instruct them not to enforce the income tax. Announce on TV that paying Federal income tax is entirely voluntary and will not be enforced whatsoever.

10) Issue pardons for the Bundy family, and countless other patriots wrongly imprisoned.

11) Depending on which Congessmembers are left after the arrests (it may be no more than 5 or 10), quickly have House & Senate confirm a new Supreme Court justice. Ask the Supreme Court to hear and overturn Roe V. Wade.

12) Order the complete withdrawal of U.S. troops from Afghanistan. Order further withdrawals of U.S. forces located near or around Syria, completely remove all U.S. involvement in the Syrian conflict.

13) Immediately revoke the broadcast licences of Fox, CNN, ABC, NBC and CBS. At the same time, issue licenses for alternative & Christian news to take over the airwaves and respective channels of the previous media propaganda organs. Arrest various journalists for suspected crimes against the state, sedition and inciting violence.

14) Immediately ban advertisements of pharmaceuticals on U.S. radio and television airwaves.

15) Begin immediate deportation force, to forcibly remove any and all illegal immigrants, VISA overstays, etc. in all of the U.S. Those who resist to be detained in large prison work camp in yet to be determined Midwest location; detainees to be used to help build military equipment.

That's just a start. Only thing I might hesitate on is cancelling the debt right away, since that could incite war with China. Debt issue may be too nuanced for immediate action.

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