Nice Guy In A Nutshell
Opening doors for women is a chivalrous activity that gives men an opportunity to check out and/or smack women's asses.
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Or it's just a decent and polite thing to do for anyone who needs a door opening; someone with a pram or pushchair, someone in a wheelchair, someone elderly, someone with small kids, someone with lots of shopping or just the person who happens to be coming up behind you.
Because real men should never do anything that isn't completely self-serving.
I hold the door because it's polite. For women, for men, children, the elderly, even people I don't much like. I'm not trying to look good, I mean who the fuck am I impressing between myself and a single person I'm probably not going to see ever again and who isn't likely to go about telling everyone they know that one day a guy held a door open for a few seconds?
But then again, the idea of holding a door bears explaining to you people because everything you do actually is self-serving and you find it incomprehensible that other people don't inherently share the same motives, so you write it online for your fellow sociopaths and chuckle while thinking you're on to "the game" you think humanity is playing. And how losing is winning.
As it's the civilised thing to do, I open doors to anyone , regardless of their gender.
But in your case, I'll make an exception. Let the door smack you in the face.
It's the nearest thing you'll ever come to physical contact by anyone, that's for sure.
I eagerly await the day some woman whips around and smacks your head into the door, two seconds after you smack her ass. And she'll get away with it because
1. She was defending herself from an assault.
2. She was startled and reflexively turned around.
At least when people ask how you got the black eye, you'll be able to answer honestly that you got hit with a door.
...and the opportunity to be smacked in the face.
You have a separate article for the most basic of common politeness? A clear sign that you're very far from nice guys.
I hold the door for the one coming after me, regardless of gender.
I open doors for elderly people and for people with their hands full, again regardless of gender.
Opening doors for women is a chivalrous activity that gives men an opportunity to check out and/or smack women's asses.
Idealised chivalry wasn't about committing sex assaults - OTOH, in the Middle Age, the real, {i]de facto version involved raping civilians.
Don't complain if you end as a bachelor and/or a convict.
While I see nothing wrong with enjoying the view, smacking without obtaining consent first is right out.
Also, I hold the door open for everyone.
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