Part I: The Lowering of His Self Esteem

So I'm going to be putting my plan into action, sabotaging my friends' relationship as I mentioned earlier.

Before I get Chad to show up and whisk her away I needed to make him insecure first, so it hurts him even more when she leaves him, and he becomes both clingy and emotional, making her more inclined to leave in the first place.

Today I invited him over for a beer, I suggested we watch this movie called Chloe, a movie centred around cheating. Once the movie ended I asked him if he was ever worried his girlfriend might cheat, at first he was like 'nah, she would never do that, we love eachother' blah, blah, blah. But then I went on to make some subtle jabs at his appearance and say some bullshit excuses like it's in human nature to cheat, and that if he ever catches her it might not just be her fault, how women don't genuinly love nerdy guys like us. He laughed it off and made some comment about my misogynistic cope coming out again.

Now, this guy is obviously quite insecure already, from what I know he was practically incel himself before dating her, and he's even somewhat expressed that he sees ME as a threat, me, an ugly 23 y/o virgin with no chance with women. So it's pretty clear he has the 'this is too good to be true' mentality.

By the end of the conversation, he was still defending her, saying she'd never do such a thing. And I ended it with the classic "Alright man, whatever makes you sleep at night". Even though he put up a brave front I could tell he was uncomfortable, I was making him crack, he was becoming more nervous about the whole thing by the minute.

He told me I was rude for making such assumptions about his girlfriend, and I told him that it's just guy-talk and he needs to stop being such a pussy, and that being such a little bitch is what's gonna guarantee him being cheated on.

He was visibly pissed at me, but he bit his tongue and had another beer before leaving. I know he's only putting up with my shit because his girlfriend pities me, and is forcing him to be nice to me.

Messing with normies is so fun.