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...except maybe for when God meets feminist monsters at his Judgement Seat and then slaps them upside their ugly heads with His Huge, Holy, Righteous Patriarchal, Male, Masculine, Fatherly, Kingly, Almighty Penis!...and thereby knocks them straight into Hell!!! ROFL!

Navaros, IMDb 19 Comments [2/12/2017 9:15:12 AM]
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StoneSpiral

Someone is compensating by proxy.

2/12/2017 9:29:37 AM

Pharaoh Bastethotep

You mean the one that failed to take Mary's virginity?

PS: "Fatherly" penis?

2/12/2017 9:34:13 AM

Malingspann

"slaps them upside their ugly heads with His Huge, Holy, Righteous Patriarchal, Male, Masculine, Fatherly, Kingly, Almighty Penis!"

And then he yells "Oh ME! I'm coming, I'M COMING!"?

2/12/2017 9:51:59 AM

rubber chicken

Somebody spends a lot of time thinking about penis

2/12/2017 10:04:27 AM

Timjer

His Huge, Holy, Righteous Patriarchal, Male, Masculine, Fatherly, Kingly, Almighty Penis!


Seems like someone's overcompensating by prox- Damn, StoneSpiral beat me to it.

Uhm, alright then, you mean the same one that's so inadequate in its job Mary hardly noticed anything (pleasurable that is) when he used it on her?

Besides, care to explain how you're certain it's that, and not Her Huge, Holy, Righteous, Matriarchal, Female, Feminine, Motherly, Queenly, Almighty Clitoris? ...Or boobs, that's also an option. What? I'm a breast guy.

Ahem, my point, Navaros, that I've made so many times already, is why are you sooooooo certain an omnipotent, immortal cosmic entity without peers even needs a gender? To me that just doesn't make sense. And even if it had, you'd think it would either be genderfluid, or female. Considering in humans, at least (supposedly made in god's image), females seem to be the template. I mean, how else to you explain that men have nipples and that females have pure XX chromosomes and males have and X and an added Y chromosome?

Of course, I'm not a biologist, but still...

2/12/2017 10:25:58 AM

SpukiKitty

The Big Penis In The Sky is NO MATCH for The BIGGER Vulva In The Sky!....



....ADISHAKTI! THE SUPREME BEHIND ALL! ONE WITHOUT SECOND! EVEN THE MIGHTY SHIVA AND HIS LINGA IS BUT A LIFELESS CORPSE WITHOUT HER!!! JAI MAA ADI PARASHAKTI....THE SUPREME PARABRAHMAN!

2/12/2017 11:04:38 AM

Meeeh

How big?

This big?

2/12/2017 11:25:06 AM

Timjer

@SpukiKitty

Let's not forget the other Pantheons with important female progenitor deities. Such as Izanami & Amaterasu from Japan, or Khaos, Nyx, & Gaia (jury's still out on who was the very first being of them, but they're all female) from Greece. And there are probably a few others I'm forgetting right now.

2/12/2017 11:50:46 AM

HotaruSobotka

I've been taking Navaros' penis comments and putting them through a text to speech reader. It makes them even more funny. This was one of them.

2/12/2017 12:17:46 PM

Skareamoose

We can only hope he runs into Lorena Bobbit

2/12/2017 1:48:00 PM



And when that doesn't happen? Also you make god and yourself sound like sadistic monsters. ROFfuckingL

2/12/2017 1:51:59 PM



Timjer I would add from the Gaelic pantheon the Morrigan. She is badass. As is Pbad.

2/12/2017 1:53:07 PM

THX1138

This is retarded. How does someone type this put and think"wow, that's an effective and sane argument."

2/13/2017 4:43:54 AM

Mister Spak

He's getting it all out of his system before the board is closed down.

2/13/2017 6:42:28 AM

Doubting Thomas

Please shut down the IMDB boards early. I don't think I can take another 7 days of God's Holy Righteous Penis.

2/13/2017 6:49:17 AM

Azereaux

Why is this guy so fixated on the Holy Hard-on? Does he fap to the image of God going around dickslapping people? ROFL indeed...


2/13/2017 7:15:25 AM

creativerealms

Where will he go when IMDb closes their boards?

2/13/2017 7:20:06 AM

The Crimson Ghost

Hopefully offline.

2/14/2017 1:47:45 PM

SpukiKitty

@Timjer

Yeah!

Also; Navaros sounds like a sightly more coherent version of that weirdo quoted here who's gay for Jesus, wants to kill everybody and yammers about riding a flying giant penis.

2/14/2017 5:02:05 PM

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