"Worse than Vogon Poetry" Award

Heed Pharaoh's warning, folks.

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Submitter's Note: Truly abominable poetry ahead. NSFB. Read at own risk. Keep Brainbleach ready.

Oh chad are you playing games? Ecks dee you are so good!

You fix her computer Chad fucks her pooper

You treat her with class Chad is barring her ass

You bare your soul She is rimming chads asshole

You spent all night fixing her computer Chad spent 8 minutes bruising her crefix

You regale her with lit Chad's hammering her clit

You buy her a meal Chad cops him a good feel

You give up your seat She's sucking chad's meat

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