If you reach the age of 20 and you still have yet to see a naked female, you are doomed
Family nudity, strip clubs, porn, movies and such don't count. Nudity before adolescence/puberty also doesn't count as you the time thought girls were gross because they had cooties. I'm talking a woman who isn't your moher either being voluntarily nude around you or not minding you seeing her nude.
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Visit a naturist club on the day after your 20th birthday, doesn't matter, you're still doomed, apparently.
I do wonder though, what form this doom takes. Do your balls fall off? Does a sinkhole open up beneath you ? Do you gain 200 pounds, chronic acne and become trapped in your mothers basement ? Enquiring minds need to know.
Oh shut the fuck up you whiney little bitch. I didn't get to second base until I was 21, I didn't lose my virginity until I was 22. I've been married for 20 years now. If I could find someone, so can you. You just gotta stop with the fucking pity party.
I wonder how IFA_MTBL would react to:
If you reach the age of 20 and you still have yet to see a naked male, you are doomed
Family nudity, strip clubs, porn, movies and such don't count. Nudity before adolescence/puberty also doesn't count as you at the time thought boys were gross because they had cooties. I'm talking a man who isn't your father either being voluntarily nude around you or not minding you seeing him nude.
Stop lying to these poor kids. I'm willing to bet a good half of all people around now didn't get laid for the first time until after they were 20.
Hey, I was fat, hairy, and toothless at 25 and still got sex - from the man who eventually married me, even! It's odd I've never asked him in all the years we've been together, but judging by what he told me of his high school years, I'm pretty sure my husband was a virgin at 20 as well. But he certainly wasn't one when he talked his sweet way into my pants (and I'm glad for that because I didn't know what the fuck I was doing).
Seriously, you incel losers are polluting poor college kids into thinking their lives are over because sex came only after they sought higher education or went out into the workforce. And the bitch part is most of you idiots would be getting laid as well, were it not for your vile and odious personalities. (There's that word again: "Personality" - the sum total of who you are.)
Visit a nudist camp? You probably won't be let in, though, or thrown out pretty quickly.
Why don't movies count? Movies are where you got your skewered worldview from, after all. Most people experience rejection and heartache in college, and only find a good partner after they have left the school-world. The older you are when you meet, the higher the chance of a stable, long-standing relationship.
24. Yeah, I felt left out of the party, but I didn't continuously whine about it like my sense of entitlement had been violated. This is what happens to kids who have been given a trophy all their lives just for showing up. It's a harsh revelation when they encounter something with no second place, and no incentive to put out just because they want it.
I was 21 when I first had sex, so apparently, at 45, I'm doomed. I assume artists' models don't count. (If they do it's 14...)
Didn't lose my virginity until I turned 21 and even then, she left her t-shirt on.
It was the girl I dated after that, that I saw fully naked.
All I had to do was look in the mirror. I started developing a bit early, & was mistaken for a legal adult when I was 14/15. Does that count for anything? I also had no interest in seeing any of my male classmates naked; they grossed me out. They were uninspiring & rather ugly; not worth 1 second of my time. But once I hit 18, that's when life started. Although the 1st guy I was with is probably dead now; he ultimately turned out to be dumber than a bag of hammers. A walking Darwin Award.
@ Crowfood: I hear you. Now I'm sure there's nothing new under the Sun, but I'm legitimately afraid this may be one of the stupidest periods in human history. It's not merely scary, like the nuclear arms race; it's scary and stupid, like the nuclear arms race on brown acid as conducted by an orange gutter rat and his minions.
First guy I ever saw nekkid was my ex when I lost my virginity at 21. Two years later, I was the first woman a 20 year old guy saw nude when I took his virginity.
We've been married for almost 9 years and I don't feel doomed.
Yeah, I am of the opinion that these incels have a weird form of sex addiction. FFS, back when I was single I was pretty lonely, but I didn't let loneliness become my single defining characteristic.
@Swede
Visit a nudist camp? You probably won't be let in, though, or thrown out pretty quickly.
Yes, they'd be the ones gawking at all the women and breaking rules about taking pictures, if not constantly walking around with an erection. I don't think they'd last long, because they think that any interaction with a woman should result in sex, and if she's already naked they'd take that X10.
(*in an outrageous Scottish accent *):
'We're doomed... DOOMED!' [/"Dad's Army "]
As Capt. Mainwaring (Arthur Lowe) would say, 'You stupid boy!'
Thank you Thomas; nice to see that I'm not the only one who thinks that "involuntary celibacy" could be considered to be a form of sex addiction.
Of course, that would mean giving legitimacy to these manbabies stupid made-up word and condition.
@Doubting Thomas: To be fair, I'm both an exhibitionist and a voyeur. I can't imagine why anyone would go to a nudist camp and NOT want their picture taken, and I'd feel disheartened if no one wanted to take mine.
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