Friend_Of_Incels #fundie

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My Plan For Incels

I have devised a scheme for incels here that will give you all a happy life. I intend to become rich and save you.

I will round up incels and invite them to come to my private incel compound. It will be monetised and open to visitors to ensure we can live our lives in a luxurious manner. I believe that incels are truly repressed to not know love and I will try and save you all from that.

In the morning we will all meet in a grand hall to discuss and debate whatever we wish, in an organised manner. These debates will be recorded as a piece of history and will be uploaded to the internet. Incels are then given free time to do whatever they wish, I will provide gyms and private grounds to walk, access to the internet and literature, and even a place to talk to normies, chads, stacies, landwhales etc.

Each incel will have their own room. I cannot guarantee how big or luxurious they will be, but I can guarantee that all will be able to sleep in the grand hall if they so wish. Incels will all eat together in comradeship and will be encouraged to be open minded.

Willing females will be allowed in to certain areas where incels can interact if they wish. Those who do not may spend their time building, philosophising or creating art.

At 9pm we will all gather in the hall, and incels will pray to me and ask for better lives. There is no doubt that by publicising inceldom people will take notice and learn to be more inclusive. If not then we will gather enough incels and declare ourselves a new state. You will all slowly but surely become chads, and those with the best genes will be allowed to breed with women who also possess powerful genes. Our eugenics programme will eventually allow incels to function in society, and wipe out this plague that affects you all.

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old comment by TB Tabby

I have devised a scheme for incels here that will give you all a happy life. I intend to become rich and save you.

Tell us more about this realistic plan that you're totally going to pull off in no time.

I will round up incels and invite them to come to my private incel compound. It will be monetised and open to visitors to ensure we can live our lives in a luxurious manner. I believe that incels are truly repressed to not know love and I will try and save you all from that.

Yeah, they're repressed...but the problem is that they're really doing it to each other, choosing to wallow in self-pity and bitterness because nobody wants to bone them rather than try to better themselves. Put a self-pitying whiner in a mansion and he's still a self=pitying whiner.

In the morning we will all meet in a grand hall to discuss and debate whatever we wish, in an organised manner.

Will they ever wish to discuss anything other than how terrible it is that guys other than them have had sex? Doubt it.

These debates will be recorded as a piece of history and will be uploaded to the internet.

A bunch of whiny manbabies agreeing with each other that women are pure evil because they won't submit to being concubines is hardly something that should be recorded for posterity. THe only reason they would be perused is fur purposes of MSTing.

Incels are then given free time to do whatever they wish, I will provide gyms and private grounds to walk, access to the internet and literature, and even a place to talk to normies, chads, stacies, landwhales etc.

They have that already. They just refuse to do anything other than whine about not getting laid. And it's cute than you think anyone who isn't part of your pitiful club would be caught dead in a mansion full of sex-obsessed creeps who think consent is for losers.

Each incel will have their own room. I cannot guarantee how big or luxurious they will be, but I can guarantee that all will be able to sleep in the grand hall if they so wish. Incels will all eat together in comradeship and will be encouraged to be open minded.

Yeah, and every meal will be a feast. This is starting to sound like Communist propaganda.

Willing females will be allowed in to certain areas where incels can interact if they wish.

Yeah, that's going to come up often. Again, what woman would go anywhere near a mansion full of creeps who think rape is just rough sex?

Those who do not may spend their time building, philosophising or creating art.

Yeah, I'm sure you want women creating art.

At 9pm we will all gather in the hall, and incels will pray to me and ask for better lives.

"PRAY to you?!" I always thought they seemed like a cult, but not literally!

There is no doubt that by publicising inceldom people will take notice and learn to be more inclusive. If not then we will gather enough incels and declare ourselves a new state.

And I'm sure the government will be very tolerant of your secession.
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You will all slowly but surely become chads, and those with the best genes will be allowed to breed with women who also possess powerful genes. Our eugenics programme will eventually allow incels to function in society, and wipe out this plague that affects you all.

You're a eugenicist. Of course. So much easier to blame genes than your own rotten attitude.

old comment by Kadorhal

In the morning we will all meet in a grand hall to discuss and debate whatever we wish, in an organised manner. These debates will be recorded as a piece of history and will be uploaded to the internet.

So, blind misogyny, sociopathic tendencies, lust expressed towards family members and animals, obvious entitlement issues, zero awareness of basic biology, morality, or history, and an inability to take responsibility for your own actions (or inaction, as the case probably will be) or their consequences, just in spoken word rather than typed.

I will provide gyms and private grounds to walk,

Save some money - don't bother. None of your ilk are going to take advantage of it unless you can promise them that women, ready and willing to fuck them right there in public, will materialize from the ether the instant they touch any of the equipment or look at that ground.

Incels ... will be encouraged to be open minded.

Unless any of them somehow manages a revelation that their lack of success is their own fault. That's when you start hanging (wannabe-)motherfuckers.

Willing females will be allowed in to certain areas where incels can interact if they wish.

A private, closed compound, with plenty of spaces for things to happen away from prying eyes, filled with people who espouse their abject hatred for women every waking hour, inviting women in for a chat? You'd have the police raiding you within a week once people notice they never come back out.

At 9pm we will all gather in the hall, and incels will pray to me and ask for better lives.

Uh-huh, so you'll basically become fundies.
I'm starting to believe again that at least half of the people who post in that subreddit don't actually buy the bullshit they spew, they're trolling the small handful of people who do.

There is no doubt that by publicising inceldom people will take notice and learn to be more inclusive. If not then we will gather enough incels and declare ourselves a new state.

Look, bigots don't get accepted no matter who the target of their bigotry is anymore. Publicizing your hatred for and fear of half the human race based on their genitalia, and that they choose what they do with it rather than deferring to ~~you~~ a male authority, wouldn't help you be included. Nobody is going to look at a bunch of whiny manchildren demanding women fuck them or else they'll ~~die~~ keep whining about how women won't fuck them and think "man, I feel sorry for those guys, we should give them what they want". They're going to point and laugh for a day or two before moving on with their lives.
And I can guarantee your little attempt at secession over your refusal to act like civilized human beings regarding women is going to last, at the absolute longest, a month, before it turns out misogyny, obsessive masturbation and impotent whining don't set up any infrastructure, provide any power, pipe in any water, grow any food, or start up an economy to purchase all of that from someone else.

You will all slowly but surely become chads, and those with the best genes will be allowed to breed with women who also possess powerful genes. Our eugenics programme will eventually allow incels to function in society, and wipe out this plague that affects you all.

Wait, wait wait... having the best genes is somehow a plague?