Nefarious Uncle Samantha #fundie disqus.com

All of those librral people in Germany are less civilized than Hitler and Jesis says so if you would real Tje Bible. Jesus says a man who feeds strangers but not his son does worse than heathens. Look, the Germans feed charity to strangers, but the German liberals feed strangers and murder their babies so they don't have to feed them. You should think about this. Jesus Christ says all NATO governments do more wickedly than all other nations on earth. Soon, Jesus kills America. There will be a rapture, and a soon afterward most Americans will die. After that, there will be another short pause, and Jesus will uproot London, Frankfurt, and Paris, Most of those people will also die.
After Jesus throws America, England, Germany, and France in the fires of justice the world will be desperate, full of calamity and wars.
The truth is I have no love for Belgium, Nestherlands, and Sweden either, but I do not know how fast they die. The world will have to shift Brussels and Strasbourg have no play. Jerusalem will be seen and the belly button of the world. The truth is the world will be happy to see 235 million dead Americans. You will kill, cook, and eat your babies. You cannot believe it. I am a Zionist, yet even I know the Western world is full of disease. God will chop it down and burn it. God is tired of the West poisoning all the trees in eartg's orchard.
It is good to know Jesus is going to smash the teeth from all of America's leaders. All your judges, generals, politicans, and celebrities will have broken jaws, and noses, their eyes will dangle from their eye sockets. Your wealthy will pay bashed, battered, broken, compound fractures, naked, stray dogs will eat your famous as they lay naked and dead.. The world's poor in Africa, Asia, South America will see the wild dogs and stray cats dogs eating your naked on bodies in the side walks. Those that are slightly stronger will strip you of your clothes, rape you, cut you up and cook you on your own sidewalks. No one will help you. Your police will make forts of the police stations, they will come out and forage, they will cook and eat you too. Justice is coming. Every pro abortion college kid is more evil than Hitler. Your public school teachers are paid to tell nine year olds to mutilate their genitals in American Frankenstrein sex surgeries. You public school teachers tell 9 year old girls sodomy is civilized. Sodomy prevents pregnancy and climate change due to over population. Teachers tell your sons it is better to be sodomized by men than have children. Hitler was a better person than most your trachers, professors, and judges. You are so evil you never thanked God for 911.

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