Love Is An RPG Award
Personality matters ONLY if your looks are less than 1.5 points different from other guys AND you are at least a 5
You are only able to compete using personality if your competitor is less than 1.5 points apart from you. If you are a 4 you can still get the ocassional date but any guy 0.5 points higher will steal you the girl or get her in the first place.
At 1.5+ points of difference in looks, personality of both guys stop mattering because the aesthetic difference overrides any personality difference.
So, one guy is a 5 and other is a 6, but the 5 has a great personality and the 6 is a boring fuck, the 6 lost. But if its a 5 vs a 7, the 7 automatically wins no matter the personality.
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I see that you don't understand how people work. For the love of all that is holy and unholy, if you guys could just understand that there is no objective standard of attractiveness, life would be much more pleasant.
I suppose I should be impressed that he spelled aesthetic correctly, even though he misspelled occasional. And I'm sure this dumbfuck thinks he's smart.
Looks do matter, but they aren't everything. This ceaseless whining is just irrefutable proof that these boys possess no redeeming qualities, & have literally nothing else to focus on other than appearance. It would be sad, if it wasn't so funny, & self inflicted.
Incels are actually robots designed to test the limits of human tolerance in the name of science. Don't believe me? I've found the source code:
public void incelThoughtProcess(double competitorAttractiveness)
@Hu's On First: That's insulting to D&D players. Dungeons and Dragons teaches social skills, how to work toegether, communication, and overcoming adversity.
Now...if they were FATAL players...then the numbers start to make sense...
How in hell do you manage to keep score? I mean, I understand why you can't get a female, what with your lips always moving as you write numbers in your little book, but your obsession with the ratings of other males makes us wonder which sex you're trying to attract.
@RenegadePromQueen
Checks out with reality...
@CrowFood
Come to think of it most "nerdy" hobbies actually include a lot of social interaction for this age, even FATAL(when you`re Hunter S. Thompson).
Okay so if I make a good introduction I get a 1d6+5 modifier on first flirtation, but if I spill soda at all its a 1d20 calculated demerit to first kiss? This is bullshit!
...oh, but if I wear a coat from a nice enough store its a 1d10+10 modifier to appeal...
Oh the numerous and archaic calculations that go into determining the success of a first date.
It's one thing to have this teenage-boy mentality when one is a teenaged boy.
But after a certain age, it's the one thing that can make any man horribly unattractive, no matter how good looking he is.
>But after a certain age, it's the one thing that can make any man horribly unattractive, no matter how good looking he is.
It's like I keep saying; any guy who clings to the "Nice Guy"TM/"incel" mindset past the age of 25 needs to grow the fuck up.
Then again, I know a guy who's in his early 40's, has a teenage kid and routinely posts whiny "friend zoned nice guy" bullshit and angsty song lyrics that no one but a teenager would find deep for status updates.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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