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Behold the dread harem of strawwomen!

EveryDayIsANightmare #sexist reddit.com

List of things normie males pretend to be OK with:

• Her storied sexual past which includes a double digit partner count, orgies, and other forms of sheer degeneracy, with men better endowed/better looking than himself (Chads)

• The fact that she did anal/deep throating/MFF threesomes for Chad but never will for him, since she has "grown out of it" now

• The fact that her prime sexual years are behind her and that she is "too busy" or "too tired" for sex pretty much all the time now

• Her telling him she's too tired for sex or has a headache for the 7th time that week

• Her browsing FB, keeping tabs on old flames and having private messages with ex boyfriends, male colleagues and bosses that he will never be privy to (for good reason)

• Her ladies' nights out with her BFFs where she doesn't text or call for long periods

• Her insistence that trust is essential, and that she should be able to go out and have drinks with male friends/coworkers, party all night, sleep at friends houses, all without ever being questioned

• The fact that she constantly complains about not having enough money, pressures him to "self improve" by getting a better job so she can buy the things she wants

• Her pushing him to spend more time looking after the kids, cleaning up the house, giving her emotional care, and other shit she would never think to pester Chad for

• Her interest in the polyamorous lifestyle

• Her "feminist awakening" where she realized she needed to be "sexually liberated" and draw "energy and validation" from the attentions and cocks of strange men

• The knowledge that divorce (which seems more certain by the day) will financially and socially ruin him while benefitting her

• The fact that at least one of their children doesn't really resemble him much

Sure, we may be incel, but at least we will never have to live with all the rationalizations and bullshit a non Chadly male has to endure in order to maintain a relationship with an FHO in this day and age. Can the pro-feminist beta male cucks who come here to complain say the same? Thought not. LOL game over normshits, you lose again!

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