The Ballad Of Stacy and Chad
Stacy and Chad
Chad and Stace
Stacy's a "sexually free" woman
So she gets turned on by Chad spitting in her face
She rims his ass while stroking his cock
Chad loves domination and he's hard as a rock
Stacy embraces her "independence" and likes being a "sub"
She learned this lifestyle from reading "Fifty Shades of Grey" while giving her pussy a rub
Vanilla sex is for losers and ugly girls anyways
BDSM games are the only ones that Chad plays
She gets excited, Chad is going to cum
She screams "Master, please don't use lube shove it raw in my bum!"
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Again, speaking as someone who's engaged in light S/M play with a couple partners, I really don't understand why these manbabies insist on trying to shame women for enjoying it. As I keep saying, I like a lady who's down for a little rough stuff. Any "incels" who maybe reading this, please pay special attention to the two words in that last sentence; "WHO'S DOWN". Hell, one woman I dated ASKED me to pull her hair and spank her.
And I guess enjoying rough play makes me a "Chad" in these dipshits eyes. But at the same time, I've engaged in plenty of vanilla play as well. Honestly, I enjoy a mix of the two.
More incel poetry. More awful incel poetry, if that's not being redundant. Is this going to be thing, now? The first time was kind of fun but if they're going to do it to death and then continue mauling the corpse while screaming at everyone like they do for everything else they think is supposed to be impressive then I'm hanging up my metaphorical quill.
You... get all your ideas about sex from reading Letters to Penthouse, don't you?
I still don't get this idea of "I hate all women for being sluts but if she were my girlfriend I'd be happy if she wanted my cock all the time."
>Someone wishes he was a Stacy.
As I'm fond of pointing out, a lot of this is also sour grapes; this manbaby is jealous that "Chad and Stacy" have a healthy, adventurous sex life and are willing to try new things.
Though I don't recommend forced anal sex.
Sonnet to a Crap Poet
As mighty Hercules was tasked to make
Things happen that could never be achieved
The incel bard sought once to undertake
What gods had told him to, as he believed
Thus he composed a ballad about Chad
And lovely Stacey whom he so required
The end result, alas, was rather bad
His poetry left much to be desired
Alas our incel bard was not deterred
For whining was forever his true leaning
And even if in meter he oft' erred
To him what really mattered was the meaning
But poetry by incels truly sucks,
I guess I'll next try verse by total cucks!
You do know that women like to be doms too, right? And BDSM isn't the only form of non-"vanilla" sex there is. Trust me, plenty of "losers" and "ugly girls" have their own kinks too, and there are Chads and Staceys who prefer things mostly vanilla. You're just being pissy that you're not getting laid, so you're trying to attribute something you think is gross and wrong to an imaginary couple embodying everything you simultaneously love and hate. You're trying to make yourself seem good and pure in comparison all in order to support your "woe is me!" entitled attitude, but you just come off as even more of a whiny little shit with little to no understanding of how human sexuality works.
Since a lot of "incels" are former "Nice Guys"TM, I think their whole attitude is that "Good girls shouldn't be into kink!"
Which goes toward them trying to shame women for enjoying non-vanilla sex.
It may also be that this manbaby is into kink but since his fellow "incels" consider it to be "degenerate", he's trying to give the appearance that he thinks it's "disgusting" too.
"please don't use lube"? ignoring all the other problems in this piece of poetic feces, unlubed anal is not recommended. It's a good way to lose the ability to walk for a few days. There will be blood, and screaming.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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