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By the way, IF we wanna talk about the anal sex, I’m absolutely and definitely and always a virgin boy. I have a virgin ass without being penetrated by any earthly man with 6-packs and a gigantic penis. I’m a good holy boy with a virgin ass. And, tell all of you a secret. Someone loved my ass, but this someone was a SHE, not a HE. She loved my ass, and when we had sex, she always loved grabbing my ass, because she deemed my ass was so adorable and cute and sexy and TIGHT. My earthly ass was really really really tight when I was in my early 20’s. I miss my tight ass so much. But, anyway, I’m gotta have a very extremely hot and gorgeous immortal ass with IMMORTAL TIGHTNESS very soon in the Church Rapture. I’m gotta love my immortal ass so much for eternity. And, only Jesus can grab my ass in my eternal life.

Usachinanukewar, Wordpress 12 Comments [4/19/2017 9:37:31 AM]
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Nicole

When most people talk about "having a personal relationship with Jesus Christ," this isn't what they mean.

4/19/2017 10:19:41 AM

Pink Jackboots

>anal sex, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass

The condensed version

4/19/2017 10:26:13 AM

NeoMatrix

Wouldn't that hurt though? All that anal sex, I mean.

4/19/2017 11:31:00 AM

The Crimson Ghost

Wow. Now that is a hangup!

What a strange manifestation of latent homosexuality. It's also weird for him to have fixated on Jeebus. He seems an unusual subject to base one's imaginary boyfriend on.

I feel so mundane for wanting to bang Chris Evans now.

4/19/2017 1:12:13 PM



^ I wonder how he's gonna react when he realizes the white Jesus he's probably crushing on is actually the image of Cesare Borgia...

4/19/2017 4:16:24 PM

Penguis

I lost it at IMMORRTAL TIGHTNESS.

4/19/2017 6:57:34 PM

Indicible

Is it possible to have a transparent armored closet? Because if not, this guy may very well have invented it without realising.

4/20/2017 1:02:08 AM

The Angry Dybbuk

@ Nicole:

When most people talk about "having a personal relationship with Jesus Christ," this isn't what they mean.


There are some people who, when they say that, sound a scary lot like Usachinanukewar.

4/20/2017 1:18:09 AM

Prager

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(CRASH - the sound of me falling on the floor) GASP. GASP. GASP. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

4/20/2017 1:31:13 AM

Anon-e-moose

Pity about that chest bomb.

Usagichichinukinukiwhore would be perfect for Navaros: his obsession and all...!

@The Crimson Ghost

bang Chris Evans


...his head against the bonnet of the Reasonably Priced Car, for killing "Top Gear".

4/21/2017 5:04:40 AM



Usachinanukewar must be a fan of the Holy Righteous Penis and want it to violate his Holy Righteous Ass, and cover him in salvation. The salvation gets in his hair and eyes and clothes

4/21/2017 5:14:05 AM

AnonAtheist

The woman who pegged you wouldn't happen to be the virgin marry by any chance?

4/25/2017 8:28:54 PM

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