Quote# 126462

I have a very extremely psychotic Electra complex. And, I’ve found Jesus as my Super Sugar Daddy. Jesus and I already make a deal. He owns my body. And, Jesus is really hot, gorgeous, young, muscular, tight, in His glorious Immortal Body. No wrinkles. And, the real ultra-richest one. And, Jesus is so qualified as my Super Sugar Daddy. He absolutely can eat me if He wants. I’m gotta put myself on a silver platter and dedicate myself to Him in the first night of our wedding. I’m the little hottest, wildest immortal cat boy that belongs to Jesus, and He can do anything He wants when we’re really on the bed just in case He wanna eat me. I have an immortal Twister Tongue.

Usachinanukewar, Wordpress 23 Comments [4/19/2017 9:37:34 AM]
Fundie Index: 11
Username:
Comment:



1 | bottom

Muchacho1994

I want to walk hand-in-hand with Jesus on a private beach for two.
I want Him to nibble on my ear and say, "I'm here for you."

4/19/2017 9:47:18 AM

Mister Spak

This is either a poe or off his meds.

4/19/2017 9:53:17 AM

Malingspann

For all the sense any of this makes, Usachinanukewar could just have well have written something like 'Quentin Tarantino planned to unlock your life' or 'The tomato business is just air.'

4/19/2017 9:59:15 AM

Demon Duck of Doom

Whatever Nukie here is smoking, I want some.

4/19/2017 10:06:57 AM

Nicole

Translation: He's hot for a yaoi relationship with Jesus where he's the uke and Jesus is the seme.

4/19/2017 10:18:15 AM

Ambulance Chaser


4/19/2017 10:18:21 AM

Malingspann

"a yaoi relationship with Jesus where he's the uke"

He's the what? (In Norwegian, 'uke' means 'week'.)

4/19/2017 10:27:12 AM

heleninedinburgh

Somehow it's even sadder when the erotomania is directed at an imaginary person.

4/19/2017 11:16:22 AM

k

I didn't think it was possible to exceed Chuck Tingle. I was wrong.

4/19/2017 11:32:31 AM

The Crimson Ghost

He got 2 words correct, extremely psychotic.

4/19/2017 11:54:53 AM

Grey Rook

@Malingspann: I believe that he is referring to a Japanese expression regarding homosexuals. In short, Seme is submissive and Uke is dominating. So what Nukie is saying is basically that he wants Jesus to dominate him in bed.

4/19/2017 12:07:25 PM

Thinking Allowed

I swear this guy's gay fanfic his getting worse everyday.

4/19/2017 5:32:22 PM



Isn't an Electra complex when a daughter falls in love with her dad?

4/19/2017 5:54:54 PM

creativerealms

Well he admits he was psychotic. It will be a sad day when then well goes dry.

4/19/2017 6:46:12 PM

antichrist


4/19/2017 9:21:17 PM

Philbert McAdamia

I have a very extremely psychotic Electra complex.

I have a Roadmaster complex. Yeah. I'm an excellent driver.
Yeah. Dad let's me drive the Buick. Yeah. K-Mart sucks.



@ Demon Duck of Doom
Whatever Nukie here is smoking, I want some.

I don't want as much as he's had, though.


4/20/2017 12:08:41 AM

Prager

I wonder if Jesus likes it when you play with his nipples.

4/20/2017 1:19:41 AM

The Angry Dybbuk

"...extremely psychotic..."

I wonder what happened that caused him to disappear. Did he get the help he needed, or did he try to, um, speed up his personal Rapture?

4/20/2017 1:31:17 AM

Hu's On First

Prager:

Why don't you ask Peter Leithart?

https://www.firstthings.com/blogs/leithart/2011/03/jesus-breasts

4/20/2017 11:43:14 PM

Bimaac

Rule 34.

No exceptions. None!

4/21/2017 7:11:55 AM



He's so going to be Jesus bottom and be covered in salvation. It'll cover him, you'll see it in his hair and face and it'll be swallowed too so it gets inside him.

4/21/2017 7:21:07 AM

AnonAtheist

Yay! He's back XD this guy's my absolute favorite! His batshit homoerotic jesus rants in broken english have never once failed to make me piss myself laughing!

4/25/2017 8:23:13 PM

Edomite

"...Twister Tongue."


4/27/2017 12:29:39 AM

1 | top: comments page