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I’m grinning now in front of my laptop, because I’m gotta love my role play game in my eternal life in the New Millennium Era reigned by Jesus. Monday, I’m Jesus’ beloved Bella Boy, always licking, kissing His immortal lips with tongues intertwining deeply spinning and rotating slowly and sweetly all day long and all night long, relentlessly. But, Tuesday, I’m gotta be an hot, sexy, gorgeous, sweet husband to my beloved Scarlett Johansson. I’m gotta be a very beautiful sex machine for her. And, I’m gotta be her only superman. I’m gotta hug her tight all day long. Jesus and she take turns to be my lovers. Oh, baby, I’m gotta be the happiest ever the truly real immortal Alexander the Great, but Jesus is my Emperor. I’m just a little immortal king in Jesus’ Empire.
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And, what am I gotta call my newlywed wife in the New Millennium Era when we have wild sex on the bed? I’m gotta call her my lovely gorgeous B-2 Bomber, or simply my Bomber, or my Mega-Ton, because she has a pair of very gorgeous big white boos, which is my beloved “mega-ton nuclear warheads”. And, their target is me, more precisely my face. While conducting wild sex on the bed and I’m on the “Bottom”, I want her to relentlessly bomb me with her “mega-ton nuclear warheads”, her big white boos. My newlywed wife’s nickname for me to call her when having sex is my Bomber, or my lovely Mega-Ton or simply M.G.T. I’m gotta be sweetly slammed into complete dizziness by her “mega-ton nuke warheads”, so sweet and gorgeous. And, she’s my beloved bomber or mega-tons. I want her to drop her mega-ton nuke bombs, her big white boos, on my face and slam my face with her mega-tons backward and forward. And, that’s gotta be the sweetest and hottest bombardment I’m gotta have in the New Millennium.

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