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SCENE: Man and woman in bed about to shag
HIM: Oh yeah, baby! Tell me what you want!
HER: Talk to me like you're a fucking idiot!
HIM: Taxation is the price we pay for living in a civilized society
HER: That's perfect !
Huh. Two of these today.
My alternate script:
SCENE: Man and woman in bed about to shag
HIM: Oh yeah, baby! Tell me what you want!
HER: Talk to me like you're a fucking idiot!
HIM: I have keen wit and insight into the workings of a political system I hate but cannot for the life of me describe the functions and governing laws of.
HER: That's... okay that's a bit much. I have a headache now.
The original was better
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but I still like this one more
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If you like highways, national parks, any of the fun projects that NASA has done or is working on, the National Science Foundation, PBS, public education, or any other public works then pay your taxes. Because if you expect people to voluntarily donate to these things then that's a joke, because most won't.
K
Absolutely reasonable, supportable statement is idiotic because,,,?
Oh yeah, these people think the infrastructure magically appeared? Was built by Trump? Is a gift of benevolent rich people? It's the last one apparently although I'm betting some Trump fans could be convinced he did it all.
The OP most likely believes that "taxation is theft" idiocy too. I'm all for the idea of giving libertarians a small state of their own in which they can do whatever they want and in which they can try their "flattax" or even "tax-free" systems out. Oh wait, they already tried and it failed:
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/atlas-mugged-922-v21n10
Reminds me of the old joke:
In bed she says to her guy: "say something really dirty to me."
He says: "ok, your kitchen."
(rimshot, bdum)
I hope they are both infertile.
"Oh yeah, baby! Tell me what you want!"
"Talk to me like you're a fucking idiot!"
"I'm a libertarian."
"That's perfect!"
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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