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Taylor Swift is a succubus! If you lust after the flesh of Taylor Swift, you will NOT inherit the Kingdom of God! The evil succubus Taylor Swift has created a den for Lucifer in her wickedly sinful vagina, and Satan formed the evil nasty woman with perfectly circular and perky breasts because God would rather have weak trembling boys than STRONG MEN OF GOD! "Boys only want love if it's torture" this succubus has no interest in God and godly love and she didn't understand agape love so therefore she's a disgusting nasty woman who simply wants to have sex with as many men as possible and getting birth control hormones in the water and making men weak beta males full of estrogen like these atheist nerdy video game users who pretend to care about science! Wearing Pi shirts and taking advice from ENGINEER Bill Nye who claims to be an expert in biology, cosmology, astronomy, and meteorology! He's as much of a scientist as the manager of my nearest Wendy's! Little nerds on here can't even get anything right!

James Wilson, RationalWiki 24 Comments [5/19/2017 11:30:06 AM]
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SomeApe

Didn't we have this quote before?

5/19/2017 12:00:51 PM

shy

@SomeApe: Surprisingly, no. James Wilson is just a broken record.

5/19/2017 12:07:27 PM

Kanna

Who knew that perfectly circular breasts are required to get into hell? <**looks down, sighs**> Sorry, I don't do perky.

5/19/2017 12:22:41 PM



Hm, yes, yes. Please, tell me more about the sexy succubus Taylor Swift, especially go into greater detail about her "wickedly sinful vagina" and her "perfectly circular and perky breasts", 'cause I'm not quite there yet.

In all seriousness, I honestly had no idea who Taylor Swift even was until fundies quoted here kept obsessing about her. Don't even know why they do it. I mean, sure, she's above-average pretty IMO, but not my first choice of, ehm, "material" to fap to.

EDIT: Timjer here. Forgot to log in.

5/19/2017 12:42:45 PM



Taylor Swift>James Wilson

5/19/2017 12:43:46 PM

creativerealms

I'm glad James uses the word Succubus and Davie does not.

5/19/2017 1:01:33 PM



Taylor Swift sings songs. James whines about Christians being persecuted in the west, acts incredibly mean spirited, and judgmental. And he is wrong in every stereotype he makes.

"atheist nerdy video game users who pretend to care about science! "

Which was brought by technology and technology brought by science. Much like the Computer you use. Which was invented by an atheist homosexual nerd.

"Wearing Pi shirts "

HOW DARE THEY ENJOY MATH!! I am sure you find it too hard tho.

"taking advice from ENGINEER Bill Nye who claims to be an expert in biology, cosmology, astronomy, and meteorology! He's as much of a scientist as the manager of my nearest Wendy's!"

Well if said manager is well educated... Unlike James Wilson is.

" Little nerds on here can't even get anything right!"

Yet they manage to get more right than James Wilson ever did

5/19/2017 1:08:34 PM

Pharaoh Bastethotep

You seem to have rather... specific... knowledge about Taylor Swift's private parts...

God would rather have weak trembling boys than STRONG MEN OF GOD!

You may want to reread what you wrote.

@creativerealms:
Also, Wilson's obsession with autism and nerds.

5/19/2017 1:12:21 PM

Alencon

Two points. First, evolution molded me to lust after females that look like Taylor Swift. (Thank you evolution, thank you, thank you, thank you!)

Second, engineers are also engaged in research. They just tend to focus more on practical applications. At any rate they use the scientific method in almost everything they do so yes, they can be considered scientists. Before I retired my official title was Senior Scientist although what I did was more in the realm of Systems Engineering.

Bill Nye doesn't claim to be an expert on those things. But, like any well educated person, he understands them several orders of magnitude better than creationist morons.

5/19/2017 2:33:36 PM

DarkPhoenix

making men weak beta males full of estrogen like these atheist nerdy video game users who pretend to care about science!


Do the rest of the world a favor and go fuck yourself, James.

5/19/2017 6:33:32 PM

The Real James A. Wilson

The birth control hormones are getting in the waters and feminazis are raising boys on Ritalin so they become effeminate beta male cucks subservient to the feminazi agenda of eradicating God's natural hierarchy where WOMEN CANNOT TEACH MEN ANYTHING AND MUST STAY IN THE HOME! It is obvious that Swift is all about female empowerment and it's appalling because Jesus Christ isn't that long hair hippie guy depicted by the papists! Jesus Christ is almighty and righteous and our men need to be MANLY IN CHRIST and stop trying to act all effeminate and subservient like these hipster autistic nerds with their ponies and hentai and beards and man buns and rompers and fake affinity for science! "Men" are even wearing eyeliner and women's perfume nowadays while dykes and other feminazis are trampling all over them in defiance of God's natural law!

5/19/2017 7:50:45 PM

Thinking Allowed

What the hell are you talking about Dave's Sock?

Oh and Satan can't create anything, including evil.

(KJV) Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.

5/19/2017 8:41:34 PM

DarkPhoenix

I certainly hope that's a joke account, but if not...

feminazis are raising boys on Ritalin so they become effeminate beta male cucks subservient to the feminazi agenda of eradicating God's natural hierarchy



5/19/2017 9:02:18 PM

Mayasmom

I thought this was from Dave for a minute.

5/19/2017 10:25:10 PM

Malingspann

Sex Is Evil And Taylor Swift Makes James Wilson Horny.

5/20/2017 2:02:52 AM

Tricky Fox

Does that explain why listening to her music is so draining.

Oh shit, maybe she really is a demon.

5/20/2017 4:27:11 AM

Doubting Thomas

If you lust after the flesh of Taylor Swift, you will NOT inherit the Kingdom of God!


Good thing I lust after plenty of other women then.

5/20/2017 6:59:20 AM

The Crimson Ghost

As opposed to Taylor Swift's rhomboid shaped breasts.

I think James here has finally blown his lid.

5/20/2017 11:16:01 AM

Mister Spak

"The evil succubus Taylor Swift has created a den for Lucifer in her wickedly sinful vagina," Lucky Satan.

"Wearing Pi shirts and taking advice from ENGINEER Bill Nye who claims to be an expert in biology, cosmology, astronomy, and meteorology! He's as much of a scientist as the manager of my nearest Wendy's!"

Said the fundie who is as much a scientist as Larry Fine with an Einstein wig.

5/20/2017 11:35:52 AM

HotaruSobotka

"If you lust after the flesh of Taylor Swift, you will NOT inherit the Kingdom of God!"
Then proceeds to describe her breasts.

So... THAT WOULD MEAN YOU TOO Wil-Shit.

5/20/2017 11:38:09 AM

Shepard Solus

I don't get it. I'm looking at pictures of Swift right now and she isn't all that hot. She's not ugly by any means but she's nowhere close to what these ultra repressed nutjobs make her out to be.

5/20/2017 9:13:52 PM

Philbert McAdamia

Taylor Swift is a succubus!

Is that the opposite of a blowsubus?

5/20/2017 10:34:18 PM

Anon-e-moose

WOMEN CANNOT TEACH MEN ANYTHING AND MUST STAY IN THE HOME!




There's a lot that Taylor Swift cosplaying as the Scottish succubus Morrigan Aensland could teach me...! :9

...also:



X3

Now get back to your pissant little 'Wiki': your fundie bum-chum wants his grimy willy lapped, Jimmy Wilcum. >:D

5/21/2017 1:46:54 PM

Titania

The one-handed typist returns. . .Read Matthew 5:28 and weep, fundie.

5/22/2017 7:45:00 PM

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