Weddings are the ultimate cuck
My Chad friend (6'1", athletic) is having a wedding. I'm not even sure I want to go, he has a typical Stacy girlfriend who wouldn't even accept my advances, even though I bet he's cheated on my friend with so many. But my grotesque face and body are a Stacey turn off. I hate my incel body, I can't get any girl not even a slut. Going to weddings are just for loser cucks who want to see Chad's and Stacey's show off to us incels that they're able to fuck.
If I go I want to just interrupt when the ceremony says if there should be a reason to why they shouldn't marry and call her out on being a stuck up Stacey slut. Should I? Any ideas on how I can ruin their special day?
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I'm not even sure I want to go, he has a typical Stacy girlfriend who wouldn't even accept my advances, even though I bet he's cheated on my friend with so many.
So you sexually harrassed your "friend's" fiancée, insinuating that she is an unfaithful slut, and yet they invite you to their wedding? Cool story, bro.
Going to weddings are just for loser cucks who want to see Chad's and Stacey's show off to us incels that they're able to fuck.
And once again, incels demonstrate themselves to be psychopaths who cannot comprehend the concept of being happy for someone else.
And there you have it, folks, the real reason that Incels cannot get a friend, of either sex. Proof they are ugly all the way through, right out of the mouth of a creep.
The reason she rejected you is because she's going to get married to your "Chad" friend. If any of this is true, that is, because I find it hard to believe that any incel would be friends with a "Chad."
But if you try to disrupt their ceremony by calling the bride a slut you're likely going to rightly get the shit beat out of you.
Asking for ways to deliberatly ruin their wedding? Wow, yeah, you do sound like a really good friend. I'm going to suggest you go with your first instinct and not go.
Damn Tricky Fox, you beat me, I'm only 6'2" I must bow down to your obvious superior Chadness. And we all know that's all that matters, the ranking on measurable physical traits, right? (do I need to add a sarcasm tag at the end here?)
What a liar. There's no way this dipshit has any friends, & even if he did, there's no way any of them would invite him to their wedding. Ever. But it does say a lot about this loser, that he's so ugly & unpleasant that even slutty girls won't sleep with him, more than he thinks it does. You can try to ruin things for them boy, but you'll just be forcibly ejected, they will resume what they were doing & you'll be forgotten, never to be spoken of again.
These are the most bitter, sourest grapes I've ever come across. It amuses me, almost as much as the headline from a few days ago that Roger Ailes died.
Probably an acquaintance from work or something which they feel obligated to invite because they're inviting nearly everyone else. I bet he hasn't been more than a minor nuisance so far, and has yet to show his true inner ugly. That will change if he picks up the courage to be spiteful - and this will truly be spiteful, as it will likely ruin their special day, but also likely ruin his own life for years to come.
...Also, you can't be meaningfully be "cucked" by someone you were never in a relationship with, so that's extra stupid.
Fuck, I'm 6', I guess I'm now considered short.
Why is it these manbabies are so fixated on finding a girlfriend if they're so convinced they're going to "cuck" them?
... Wouldn't *even* accept your advances? Like jumping the bones of an alleged friend of the man she's going to marry was like returning a handshake or something? Fuck you dude. Seriously cockbite what the hell is wrong with you? You bitch that all women are sluts but when they're faithful you bitch them out more. And what about your supposed friend? What exactly would have said to him if he had a few choice words for what a backstabbing piece of shit you were? I'm guessing it would have been some snot-nosed bitching and blame shifting before a few variations of "ow, the pain" until his arms got tired.
Bow to my superior chadness you normies, for i am 6'5!!!
Also its amazing the mental gymnastics these people have to perform to keep thier world views. Just truly amazingly horrible.
"I bet he's cheated on my friend with so many"
This could be supposed to be 'she', or what's called a Freudian slip, meaning that the quotee is a bit gay for his friend.
He's made advances to the bride!?!? Why is he still invited?
(Oh by the way I am 6'1".)
@All the "Chads"
Dude, let's get some long coats and have you guys sit on each other's shoulders to make überchads. You'll magnetize the entire world's population of women to your location!
(Actually I cant stop thinking of the world's tallest doctor bit from Scrubs.)
Penguis, not a trench coat, but we need to Voltron (or Power Ranger zord for the younger readers, damn I'm old) the Chads into the magachad. Whyinternetwhy can still be the head
I can let you into a secret, that I lied to get my chad membership card as I'm only 5'11"
Also the new remake of Voltron is rather fun.
I've posed this question in a few other threads but why is it so difficult for these manbabies to believe that everyone from "normies" to their "Chad and Stacey" boogeymen can be happy, stable monogamous relationships?
Why are they so convinced that every woman, regardless of whether or not she's a "Stacey" or a "sub-7" is going to step out on them with their "Chad" strawman if given the chance? And I get that it's likely nothing more than them projecting their own shallowness and insecurity onto all women.
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