Quote# 12778

['what proof of evolution are oyu looking for']

I want proof that we evolved from a rock. I want proof that my great great great great great great etc. grampa was soup.

BigChrisfilm, Debating Christianity 32 Comments [7/4/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Prager

The proof is there: All you have to do is look at it.

7/4/2006 10:57:46 AM

moonbiter

He wants proof of something that doesn't have anything to do with evolution. He might as well say \"I'll believe in your evolution as soon as you can prove to me that gold is actually made of lead!\"

7/4/2006 11:09:03 AM

NotMe

Tomato, chicken or vegetable?

7/4/2006 11:54:53 AM

StandardDeviant

I don't think BigChrisfilm needs to go too far back to see the resemblance to a rock.

7/4/2006 12:23:24 PM

King Jones

No wonder he doesn't believe in evolution.

7/4/2006 12:27:20 PM

h2whoa

NotMe: I'm guessing definitely vegetable.

7/4/2006 1:42:06 PM

Hadanelith

We never claim that you evolved from a rock. What does soup have to do with anything? Why don't you go find out exactly what evolution entails, and come back later.

7/4/2006 2:39:19 PM

Dan

\"evolved from a rock\" is a Hovind catch-phrase.

7/4/2006 3:01:14 PM

Talisman

@Dan:
\"evolved from a rock\" is a Hovind catch-phrase.


I'm pretty sure that BCf is trying to be Hovind's number one fan, if he's not already.

I'd say they should give him a link to talkorigins again, but he doesn't trust that site. Apparently any site on the internet not directly run by Hovind or AiG is completely and utterly unreliable.

7/4/2006 3:21:51 PM

Crosis

Before you criticize evolution, you should learn what it actually states. Hint: that ain't it.

7/4/2006 4:26:03 PM

Papabear

Abiogenesis and evolution are two different questions, pinhead.

7/4/2006 4:39:14 PM

Grey Area

I'm perfectly happy to accept that this feckwit is descended from a bowl of soup.

Chicken noodle would be my best guess.

7/4/2006 5:29:55 PM

Berny

BigChrisfilm, I don't think any proof offered by us would be sufficient for you since it would require you to put down the Bible for a minute and look at real science for a change.
If you start with the assumption that all the answers are in the Bible, then you will never learn anything new.

7/4/2006 5:38:52 PM

Savrin

Argumentum ad Dr. Dinoum.. Nope, doesn't work.

7/4/2006 6:25:48 PM

TDR

I think this is actually a direct quote from Hovind. How depressing.

7/4/2006 6:35:30 PM

Gerard

Make up your mind. What's it to be? Soup or rock?

7/4/2006 9:17:08 PM

Blurb

I want proof that we evolved from a rock.

It's between your ears, numbnuts.

Meanwhile, I want proof you're not a complete fucking idiot sheep. Do you have an original thought in your head? Maybe in the shadow of that rock??


7/4/2006 9:40:32 PM

godling

I thought creation from dirt was Christian doctrine.

7/5/2006 3:38:29 AM

Julian

Well, if he was a missionary in the South Pacific, he just might've been!

Guess you'd better change your name to BigCrustyFilm soup-boy.

7/5/2006 4:23:28 AM

Napoleon the Clown

You are talking abiogenesis, douche. That is wholly seperate from evolution.

7/5/2006 6:12:32 AM

ssdexecutor

Fair enough. I want a second-by-second account of the creation. I want the exact point in time God created the horseshoe crab. And while you're at it, would it really hurt you to get some footage of it, too?

7/5/2006 6:15:57 AM

Redhunter

While most of the points of contention have been covered I will limit myself to highlighting the fact that, unless your ancestor was cremated, he most likely did become soup at some point.

7/5/2006 6:29:31 AM

Jane the Bane

Well, Chris and his grampa share the same IQ, for starters.

7/5/2006 6:31:00 AM

Vortex

Here's some proof: The soup of his ancestry endures inside his brain cavity.

7/5/2006 7:48:24 PM

Dr Rosen

ashes to ashes, dust to dust.
i thought that was a christian thing . . .

7/6/2006 12:24:13 AM

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