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What's with this weird idea that sexually-active women have huge labia?
And ANOTHER PERSON OBSESSED WITH TAYLOR SWIFT?
Can someone explain why Taylor Swift has suddenly become the go-to Bogeywoman for Wingnutty bloggers?
Are you saying that Taylor Swift has more to enjoy, and that your daughters re ultimately unfulfilling?
Not that I care. Never been a fan of ham.
Your daughters don't like ham in their subs? Or are you saying that your daughters have been subjected to genital mutilation? That's child-abuse of the lowest form.
You're born with a form on your vagina, and it mostly stays that way, at least until menopause, or until giving birth. Having lots of sex will, if anything, STRENGTHENING the muscles in the vagina and outer genitals.
See, I knew it! I knew they'd be fucking lunch meat one day....oh, wait. These aren't incels? Dang.
Still frickin' weird, though.
One of the hallmarks of religious fundamentalism is an obsession with young people's genitals.
This reminds me of Lena Dunham. I suppose the reason why the fundamentalists hated her so much was not because she's a whiny self-obsessed brat but because she reminds them of themselves.
How do you know what your daughters' or Taylor Swift's vulvas look like? Whether a woman has inner labia which protrude outside the outer labia has no bearing on how much sex she has had. And the more you push abstinence-only sex ed the more likely your daughters sandwich is going to get filled with mayonnaise, if you know what I mean.
If you're so concerned with your daughter's genitals, you should at least learn the difference between the vagina and the vulva. I realize you just think of everything "down there" as the naughty bits, but you should at least know that increased sexual activity doesn't alter the appearance of the labia. For God's sake, Jennifer, read a book and learn the basics of anatomy, for your daughter's sake if not your own.
So, this is basically the "roastie" bullshit that "incels" spew forth because they have no idea how anatomy works.
>Or to get themselves a reputation for easy virtue, just to spite you.
Exactly, it's a bit like how the racist's daughter only dates Black men just to spite daddy. You just know her daughter is going to be a party girl just to spite mommy.
Always preferred the Meatball Marinara sandwich, myself.
...wait a minute. In this context that sounded horrible.
My Baloney has a first name,
It's J-e-n-n-i-f-e-r
My Baloney has a second name,
It's M-a-y-e-r-s.
Oh, she lies for Jesus every day,
And if you ask me why I'd say,
'Cause Jenny Mayers' brain's decayed,
And she should just be put away.
You do know that the shoops on lewd images/drawings with sub sandwiches are humourous .
How can anyone be so sexually repressed in the 21 st Century?!
...oh, and just put the excess ham in the sarnie.
But then, common sense - which you lot are supposed to relie on - would deny you of another avenue of righteous indignation, eh?!
@Doubting Thomas
LOL! Awesome retort. Would that be Hell-man's Man-o-nayse (Hellmann's) by any chance....or the salad variant, Man-i-cle Wang (Miracle Whip)?
OOH! Heaven forbid that the daughter foregoes the man-o-nayse altogether and prefer rubbing her ham sub with another ham sub!
Also; A parent obsessed with their kid's bits and comparing them to sandwiches....that's just....WRONG....on SOOOOOO MANY LEVELS!
Does she compare her sons (if any) to sausages? I guess she'd prefer her son be a wiener rather than a kielbasa.
Vulvas as ham subs is an interesting change from the usual tuna sandwiches, oysters and tacos they usually get compared to.
It's a good thing I don't care for ham.
Her daughters are going to grow up to become coke addicted pole dancers, after 3 years of putting out behind the high school gym. Good job, lady.
@Spuki: My theory on Swift? She originally marketed herself as the "good Christian girl next door" archetype, and has now become one of those filthy Hollywood sluts they love to whine about, so they're fixated.
Also, they probably think she's hot.
Confused?
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