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Ushahemba Yaapera, with hustle name is Jennifer Kpaakpa, who we reported impersonates female prostitutes and confessed to have slept with over 1000 men in the past five years with his female organs that comes out only at night, as he had been initiated into the mermaid spirit world, has made more shocking revelations.

Here's what activist, Mr Ukan Kurugh, who was at the state police headquarters where Jennifer was paraded alongside other suspects on Thursday wrote;

"The young man was arrested around Xima Bar at Kashim Ibrahim Road Makurdi when he went to separate a fight between 2 female sex workers at a brothel and in the process got his male sex organ exposed amidst the female clothing he wore. This automatically ended the fight as everyone was scared of his appearance having known him for long as a female. This attracted the attention of the police who whisked him away to police headquarters, Makurdi. This occurred on the Wednesday the 14th of March, 2017.
At the police headquarters where I also visited yesterday, the man revealed that, by birth he was male but was initiated into occultism in a secondary school in Katsina-ala where he schooled and that since then he attends meetings under bridges of main water bodies with other members and a queen around the country. He explained upon inquiry that he had done prostitution in many major cities around the country like Lagos, Abuja, Ibadan, Calabar, Kaduna, Portharcout and others where he would be picked up by men who would make love to him seeing him as a woman and thereafter, whether with the use of protection or not, the man's sperm would be gotten and used for rituals and such a man will be permanently unable to impregnate a woman.

On the number of men he had engaged in his spiritual ordeal, he explained that he wasn't sure of the figure but that, not less than 1500 men. He explained further that, the queen under the water had mandated him to do thus for 12 years and then she will bless him with super wealth. He said this was his 5th year, meaning he was left with 7 years to meet his target and be rewarded with the ultimate prize of wealth beyond comprehension.

At the police station, it was surprising to see a man Mr. Terkimbi Yandev who walked in and requested to bail this guy on the ground that he was his girlfriend. The guy in question at that moment explained further that, to all those who made love to him, he appears to be a beautiful woman whom they can't afford not to love. The man is now in police custody as investigations are still ongoing even as people around his Coca-Cola residence in Makurdi have expressed shocked that, the girl they knew all the while was man. His parents are reputed to live in Katsina-ala where he has not visited for a long time since he got enlisted into occultism."

Ushahemba Yaapera, Narialand 7 Comments [6/17/2017 8:35:49 AM]
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"his female organs that comes out only at night"

Sounds like something out of porn.

6/17/2017 9:46:19 AM


Superstitious lies are still lies.

6/17/2017 10:20:57 AM


Somewhere in the middle of this drivel is a poor lgbt person who`s probably going to get executed...

6/17/2017 11:13:02 AM


his female organs that comes out only at night

More like Narnialand, amirite?!

And frankly, a talking lion sounds far more credible than this fantasy.

6/17/2017 3:51:04 PM


I'm with Skide. This sounds like a gay male prostitute, or possibly a trans woman prostitute, who has slept with a lot of gay or bisexual men, and was suddenly exposed to discriminatory laws and decided to lie his/her head off in an attempt to save him/herself.

6/17/2017 9:48:15 PM


Sounds like someone insane or gullible, or someone desperately acting insane to not get executed.

6/18/2017 1:58:06 AM

Mister Spak

Christian fundies, this is what you sound like to normal people.

6/19/2017 4:31:33 AM

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