So I talked with the priest at the local church about why God won't make Winry real and he gave me the dumbest bullshit I've ever heard. For God's sakes, it took me nearly 30 minutes to walk to the church and he didn't even tell me how to get God to answer my prayers. Literally all he did was blab about how I need to overcome the deadly sin of Lust and made me put away my 3DS while talking to him. Ignoring the fact that it was near impossible to see the screen until I was got inside the church. And to top it all off, as much of an idiot as I was, I decided to stop at some pizza restaurant near the church and when it came time for me to pay for the pizza, I realized that I forgot my wallet. I was told that I had to bring the money for the pizza there within five hours if I wanted to be let off the "hook". So I had no choice but to walk back to my house, back to the pizza restaurant and then back to my house again because my dad wouldn't be back within 5 hours. But the worst part was, my 3DS died right in the middle of my second trip there, so I had to walk all the way back to my apartment to charge it before heading out again. Then by the time it was all over, I decided to eat another two slices of pizza before heading back home, only to realize that I only had three dollars left in my wallet after paying for the first two slices. So I had to make a trip once again and I was EXHAUSTED. And the very worst part is, I tried to switch out Mario vs. Donkey 2: March of the Minis for Mario and Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story while on my way back to get the money for the second time after I left the pizza restaurant and I accidentally dropped it and it fell down a sewer cover. I then took out my pocket knife and started undoing the screws so that I could get it back, but some stupid police officer stopped me and wouldn't even get the game himself because "Public safety is more important than a save file I spent days on!" This is all that stupid priest's fault! Why couldn't he have just told me how to make Winry real?! Isn't God supposed to grant miracles?! That's why I want to take this stupid fraud to court.
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