Quote# 128244

Take away my nation
Turn my girl into a slut
Turn my son into a girl
Destroy my job prospects
Kill my politicians
Just don't call me racist

Good_Roman_Boy, Twitter 15 Comments [6/19/2017 1:33:45 AM]
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Titania

What's this? It sounds like the Bad Poetry Competition.

6/19/2017 2:02:34 AM



Is this just bad poetry or something?

6/19/2017 2:14:22 AM

Mister Spak

But what if you're racist?

6/19/2017 4:12:02 AM

Anon-e-moose

Bad Poetry Boy
Good Haiku superior
You are a racist

6/19/2017 4:35:11 AM

Citizen Justin

Your nation has outgrown you
Your girlfriend left you (cos you're an asshole)
You don't have a son
You never had any job prospects
Your politicians are sadly still alive
And yes you're a racist

6/19/2017 4:54:12 AM

Pharaoh Bastethotep

If you want to help the light,
Vote for the Alt-Right!
Nothing is more wholesome
Than brainless Nazi scum!

6/19/2017 5:10:24 AM

Timjer

Dude, if you don't tolerate anything different than you for no other reason, they you are, by definition, a racist.

@Anon-e-moose

Oooh, may I try one? I've always liked Haiku's better than conventional poetry, but it's been a while since I've made one.

"I dislike racists
Who wants to hate anyway
Haiku's are better"

6/19/2017 5:24:26 AM

Kanna

It neither rhymes nor scans. Try again, boy.

6/19/2017 8:15:18 AM

pyro

You have no son,
Your daughter's fine,
If that sounds dumb,
Then go 'head, cry,



And by the way,
I think Haiku,
Is overrate-
-ed through the roof,

'cause poetry,
With zero beat,
Seems easy-pea-
-sey much to me,

6/19/2017 12:58:36 PM

Demon Duck of Doom

I'll do that and call you a racist.

6/19/2017 3:08:47 PM

Anon-e-moose

@Timjer

You? Eight out of Ten
But pyro would disagree
He does have that right

However, Haiku
But a very ancient art
Challenges the mind

As I compose these
In Hull: City of Culture
Do I contribute


6/19/2017 3:54:14 PM

Jamaican Castle

Something about the way he says "my girl", "my son" just irritates me. Listen, you knob, children do not exist for the benefit of their parents. Parents exist for the benefit of their children. If you don't understand that, you shouldn't be allowed to become a parent in the first place. :|

@Moose, Timjer: You fools, haiku are supposed to involve nature. Like so:

The passing seasons
Bitter cold turns to spring bloom
Roman Boy grows up

6/19/2017 4:06:11 PM

Anon-e-moose

@Jamaican Castle

Mentioning Nature
Traditional Haiku, yes
I'm a Modernist

6/19/2017 8:09:15 PM

The Angry Dybbuk

Can I still call you "idiot"?

6/20/2017 12:08:47 AM

Frogflayer

Close every door to me
Hide all the world from me
Bar all the windows
And shut out the light

6/22/2017 7:51:56 AM

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