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Most bestiality is legal, declares Canada's Supreme Court.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/bestiality-legal-canada-supreme-court-a7073196.html

Canada is a pit of depravity....possibly worse than Sodom and Gomorrah.

Come quick Lord.

Lady Checkmate, Disqus - Faith & Religion 23 Comments [6/19/2017 5:29:06 AM]
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Mister Spak

Can't be worse than Alabama.

6/19/2017 5:34:52 AM

Malingspann

"Come quick Lord; the quicker you come, the quicker I'll be done!"

6/19/2017 5:38:13 AM

Timjer

Having quick read the article, it seems like Lady Checkmate took things out of context, no surprise. They don't declare bestiality by itself to be legal, they declare that, for it to be defined as bestiality it has to involve actual penetration. You can grab the brain bleach now, if you want.

How you see that is up to you, but to me it means something completely different.

6/19/2017 5:41:09 AM



If worse than Sodom and Gomorrah they must really be inhospitable. They must have ignored, much like homophobes and fundies Ezekiel 16:45-49. And I somehow doubt she has the article right.

6/19/2017 5:59:55 AM

Citizen Justin

What Timjer said. This is case of one person exploiting a legal loophole which will shortly be closed.

6/19/2017 6:35:28 AM

shy

Even after all my years at FSTDT and being at the helm for a little under six months, it still kinda boggles my mind how this crazy-ass bitch isn't a Poe. She's just so over-the-top, overwrought, and melodramatic, though this particular quote is pretty rational and sedate for her.

Still, calling Canada a "pit of depravity" does show her stunning amount of ignorance. She ought to know Canada makes a mere "pit of depravity" look like a righteous, biblicist paradise ruled by the mighty fist of God himself. The People's Democratic Socialist Republic of Canada is a truly Mordoresque den of snow, strict hate-speech laws, aboriginal Inuit untermensch, Kraft Dinner, and French-language zealots that worship a lipstick-wearing, junkyard-dwelling pineapple and demand chacun parle français tout de suite, sinon...! I would know, having personally lived in Canada and experienced firsthand the horrors of milk in bags, the metric system, and universal healthcare. It still haunts me to this day: I can't stop speaking French fluently, being overtly polite and welcoming to everyone, and thanking them for everything they do while saying I'm soaree aboat everything I do—including my apologizing too much and my stereotyping Canadians in this comment, even though I jest and my tongue is firmly implanted in my cheek.

6/19/2017 6:45:32 AM

Ambulance Chaser

Taking your cues from Grace Kim Kwon is never a good idea.

6/19/2017 7:08:23 AM

pip

"On my face"

6/19/2017 7:18:31 AM

Thinking Allowed

Compared to Sodom and Gomorrah, Canada is just the opposite.

(KJV)
Ezekiel 16:49-50

49: Behold, this was the iniquity of thy sister Sodom, pride, fulness of bread, and abundance of idleness was in her and in her daughters, neither did she strengthen the hand of the poor and needy.

50: And they were haughty, and committed abomination before me: therefore I took them away as I saw good.

6/19/2017 7:26:20 AM

Bimaac

If that happens, there will probably be a lot of "incels" moving to Canada.

6/19/2017 8:24:00 AM

Elie

That headline is a horrendous failure of journalism on the Independent's part.
The court didn't declare bestiality legal: It ruled that the legal definition provided for the act is too narrow, and thus that the Canadian parliament should revisit the definition of the crime and expand it to include acts other than penetrative intercourse.

Then again, I didn't expect Lady Checkmate to understand those nuances: She's too busy urging the Lord to come quickly so she can get the Holy Seed.

6/19/2017 8:36:42 AM

Shepard Solus

Once again Lady Checkers demonstrates all the reading comprehension of five-year-old Helen Keller flipping through a picture book. At least Keller went on to overcome her disability and become an important political activist & notable author, though. Checkers, here, is cultivating her impairment.

6/19/2017 10:18:08 AM

Jocasta McFucken

That "come quick Lord" bit - is it specific to one denomination? I've never heard it before, but it annoys the piss out of me.

Oh, and fuck you, Lady Checkmate, if you're reading this. Which I know you are because you're a delusional paranoid loon.

6/19/2017 11:04:45 AM



@Jocasta McFucken



The Rapture Ready crowd uses it a lot

6/19/2017 11:09:51 AM



In a slew of monstrous charges of child abuse the defendant's lawyer's resorted to picking nits over the specific wording of the original laws placed on the books sixty years ago. It was the considered opinion of the court that this case was neither the time nor place to expand or overhaul the definition of the law as this was a deliberate delaying tactic and they already had more than enough to put the bastard away.

That is not nearly the same as legalizing bestiality.

6/19/2017 11:59:56 AM

Jocasta McFucken

I notice she closed the story on her page preventing any more comments, but didn't do that for any other stories. She must have been getting sick of all the posts telling her how nuts she was (which of course she's deleted, so don't go looking for them).

6/19/2017 12:40:11 PM

shy

@Jocasta:

That "come quick Lord" bit - is it specific to one denomination? I've never heard it before, but it annoys the piss out of me.


Not sure if it's denomination-specific and don't know what denomination Lady CrayCray is, but to me it seems the "Come quickly, Lord!!" nonsense is way more common among Pentecostals and Seventh Day Adventists.



6/19/2017 2:02:39 PM

Mister Spak

@Jocasta McFucken

" it annoys the piss out of me.
"
Wait til you get one saying "marantha" which is biblebeater code for come quickly.

6/19/2017 2:14:20 PM

Jocasta McFucken

@shy

Makes sense then. Lady Garbagehead is a Seventh Day Adventist.

6/19/2017 2:36:47 PM

Anon-e-moose

Well, Zig Zag's creator - Malcolm 'Max Blackrabbit' Earle - is from Canada.

And considering the latest comic strip by Eric Schwartz on his 'Fur After Dark' adult paysite featuring his character, you'll be coming even quicker o OP! >:D

6/19/2017 2:58:15 PM

Titania

@Jocasta

Definitely Seventh-Day Adventist. They're been waiting for the Lord to come back since 1844. Still waiting. . .

My mother used to say it for all sorts of current events: from nuclear war, to naughty TV shows, to when they scratched the sodomy law in my state. I pity her - now.

6/19/2017 8:21:04 PM

agentCDE

Let's see...

Canada: free healthcare, maple syrup, and excessive politeness

Sodom and Gomorrah: Ezekiel 16:49: pride, fullness of bread, and abundance of idleness

Sorry, but I'll go with the maple syrup guys, eh?

6/20/2017 7:56:29 PM

rubber chicken

What about Nevada, Wyoming, New Mexico and Hawaii, where Zoophilia has always been legal ?

6/20/2017 11:02:48 PM

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