What kind of -cel are you?
MarriedAndLookin4Fun:
I'm:
* Gymcel
* Suicel
* Acnecel
* Narcissist-cel
ppdthrowawa:
Gymcel, heightcel, ethnikcel, bignosecel
throwawayfreak44:
* bloatcel
* doublechincel
* skinnycel
* gymcel
* weirdcel
* sickcel
* degeneratecel
* poorcel
* scumcel
* subhumancel
dont_count_on_me:
* Workcel
* Baldcel
* Uglycel
* shortcel
* Copecel
TheEngineer19:
* Uglycel
* Autismcel
* Heightcel (5'6")
* Jawcel
* Chincel
* Teethcel (Teeth are wonky)
* Acnecel
* Framecel
GeneticSewage
framecel, recessed chincel, negative canthal tiltcel, lowiqcel, scleral showcel, severe acnecel, presbyopiacel, latepubertycel, needtoenditcel
16 comments
Of course, everybody is made up of millions of tiny cels.
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I'm sorry (not really) for that one. It was pretty terrible.
... Really? I mean fucking really?
First thing they say and right there in the screen name: MarriedAndLookin4Fun. Married AndLookin4Fun. Married Not celibate, and looking to cheat on the wife. Wraps up his own description with admitting to narcissism.
Then the next fucking idiot includes both fat and skinny in his "woe is me, give me your fucking pity" segment.
How are they not tearing each other apart over this? It's beyond obvious and shitslinging is the only thing that induces a sensation analogous to happiness in these parasites.
What kind of -cel are you?
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Mr. Perfect Cell
What kind of -cel are you?
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Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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