Dindu Mcnuffin, Praaayzzeee da LAWD, Goodoldrebel, and Inquisitor #racist niggermania.net

(Dindu Mcnuffin): So I was on vacation with relatives in the bay area at a chili's, and it happened to be gradapeation day for a gaggle of bucks and boons. All of a sudden, bongo music and niggerbabble raped my ears as at least 12 coons waddled in. The typical bucks, tyrone, darnell ,jamal, all sagging their pants, and 200 pound sheboon shaniquas with gorilla braids. Thanks to apefirmative action, these dumb as fuck niggers managed to get into college and even though they failed their classes due to the standard nigger IQ of 78, thanks to apefirmative action, they gradapeated from coonlege.

As usual, they stuffed their ape faces (sheboons apespecially) and ooked at a table only 3 seats away, with bongo music. Then I found out my waiter was a buck with weaves, who messed up my chips and salsa. I may have coontracted a disease from the nigger, as he touched my food, but I was with my relatives, so i could not leave. Apefirmative action at it again, folks!

(Praaayzzeee da LAWD): Or, you could stand up and be a man to these people. It took some time and effort, but on the rare instance I do eat out with family they know the rules. I don't even have to say a word anymore. If they see that we are about to be seated near niggers they will ask to sit in another section. If a nigger waitstaff appears they ask for a different section. They do this because I either sat there and refused to eat or just plain got up and left enough times instead of getting on some website and whining about how I can't do anything.

(Goodoldrebel): A human can't interact with the darker than blue on any level therefore, I don't eat out period anymore. Who wants to be looking at some pile of dog sh*t ape while consuming food that was probably touched or prepared at some point by a monkey. It's just not worth the sanitary risks as well as the disgusting experience of having to be a captivated audience to apes doing their usual uncivilized, jungle bullsh*t.

(Inquisitor): MY family sure as Hell does not even DARE try to challenge my views on the dark beast that walks among humans. Most of them feel the same, and those who do not, know better than to mention it to me.

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