Quote# 128700

(OK, we all know incel poetry by now, so here are some TERF haikus to cringe at)

(Black_Phillipa)
A difficult task
To write a GC haiku
Because my lady brain makes logical tasks like counting syllables impossible

(smellofburntalmonds)
Penis it's a man
Vagina it's a woman
Gender is garbage

(crlody)
Restrooms don't exist
To validate your feelings
Let us pee in peace

Trans activism
Is really misogyny
Don't believe the hype

(sabrinapemberton)
You are not oppressed
Female isn't a costume
Be nice to people

(lavenderamethyst)
Your body isn't wrong
Nothing about you is wrong
Don't harm your body

(crlody)
No female penis
And no lady brain either
Reclaim womanhood!

The cotton ceiling
Perpetuates rape culture
Dykes don't want your dick

(NoLadyBrain)
Oh for the last time
No one cares about your dick
Just shut the fuck up

XX chromosomes
Are what make one a female
It's science, moron

Woman's not a feeling
It's not dresses and makeup
Screw your damn fetish

(holosericum)
There's a better way
End global patriarchy
Liberate women

(PageMoon)
He has a smug smile
That AGP over there
Five o'clock shadow

A purloined garment
Pervert father with implants
Stay out of my draw'rs!

Lesbian penis
Adam's apple eyeliner
Creep-ass gaslighting

Don't want to see that
You are a bigot, they say
Just shower at home

I love writing haiku, so I'ma keep going!
Trained hard to compete
He swooped in and snagged it all
What do we have left

Front hole, chesticles
Vagina's not our own now
Words ain't mean nuthin'

(edie_carm)
males are not oppressed
shut up about your penis
please fucking kill me

(crlody)
Boys can't become girls
Female is not a feeling
Fuck off with that shit

(MartyLD)
Transgenderism is
Misogyny incarnate
For they are the same

Glorious TERF poets, r/GenderCritical 6 Comments [7/1/2017 9:11:14 AM]
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TB Tabby

TERFs are just as bad
As any misogynist
She who fights monsters...

7/1/2017 10:04:56 AM

Skidie

Shit poetry irrelevant
Denies genetics and medicine
Class struggle fueled

7/1/2017 10:16:46 AM

Pharaoh Bastethotep

Please marry your soulmate,
You'll find him on Sluthate.

7/1/2017 10:40:01 AM

Uilleam

Yet another trait
That these kooks and incels share:
Failing at haiku

7/1/2017 11:12:36 AM

The Reptilian Jew

Your poetry's awful
TERF or incel - no matter
Let me break it down

A difficult task
To write a GC haiku
Because my lady brain makes logical tasks like counting syllables impossible

It's not because that
It's a lack of any brain
That your jokes suck ass

Penis it's a man
Vagina it's a woman
Gender is garbage

You would make great friends
Over at the Alt-Right camp
Horseshoe in action

Restrooms don't exist
To validate your feelings
Let us pee in peace

No men's-, ladies room
If they're not for your feelings
Is that okay, boo?

Trans activism
Is really misogyny
Don't believe the hype

You call it "GC"
But it's just transphobia
Don't believe the hype

You are not oppressed
Female isn't a costume
Be nice to people

Oh, the irony
"Be nice to peeps", says the bitch
Frothing at the mouth

Your body isn't wrong
Nothing about you is wrong
Don't harm your body

Yes, listen to me
Who invalidates your self
All is right, uwu

No female penis
And no lady brain either
Reclaim womanhood!

By hating women
We reclaim our womanhood
Truly we're heroes

The cotton ceiling
Perpetuates rape culture
Dykes don't want your dick

I say slurs like "dyke"
But I know lesbians' wants
I'm so progressive!

Oh for the last time
No one cares about your dick
Just shut the fuck up

They don't brag of this
This is said of gays as well
You're homophobic?

XX chromosomes
Are what make one a female
It's science, moron

Science disagrees
It proves dysphoria too
Check your sources, bitch

Woman's not a feeling
It's not dresses and makeup
Screw your damn fetish

Yet another myth
By conservative nutjobs
Too much irony

There's a better way
End global patriarchy
Liberate women

Go to Syria then
Help end patriarchy there
Oh, you'd rather not?

He has a smug smile
That AGP over there
Five o'clock shadow

A purloined garment
Pervert father with implants
Stay out of my draw'rs!

Lesbian penis
Adam's apple eyeliner
Creep-ass gaslighting

Don't want to see that
You are a bigot, they say
Just shower at home

I love writing haiku, so I'ma keep going!
Trained hard to compete
He swooped in and snagged it all
What do we have left

Front hole, chesticles
Vagina's not our own now
Words ain't mean nuthin'

Haiku's one verse
Not six ones full of dogshit
And stereotypes

males are not oppressed
shut up about your penis
please fucking kill me

Trans oppression's true
Because cunts like you exist
I'll gladly comply

Boys can't become girls
Female is not a feeling
Fuck off with that shit

Feeling, you say that
But it's mentally rooted
Science proves this fact

Transgenderism is
Misogyny incarnate
For they are the same

You can't write poems
Redundance is redundant
Your opinion's moot

Haiku is hard
But these fuckers are all wrong
My work here is done

7/1/2017 11:18:52 AM

Demon Duck of Doom

TERFs might as well be
Alt-Reich subhuman shitheads
They have no value

7/1/2017 12:46:05 PM

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